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31 Adorable Slang Terms for Sexual Intercourse

 

Give someone a green gown (1351)

Play nug-a-nug (1505)

Play the pyrdewy (1512)

Play at couch quail (1521)

Ride below the crupper (1578)

Board a land carrack (1604)

Fadoodling (1611)

Put the devil into hell (1616)

Night physic (1621)

Princum-prancum (1630)

Culbatizing exercise (1653)

Join paunches (1656)

Dance the Paphian jig (1656)

Play at tray trip of a die (1660)

Dance Barnaby (1664)

Shot twixt wind and water (1665)

Play at rantum-scantum (1667)

Blow off the groundsills (1674)

Play hey gammer cook (1674)

Join giblets (1680)

Play at rumpscuttle and clapperdepouch (1684)

Lerricompoop (1694)

Ride a dragon upon St. George (1698)

Houghmagandy (1700)

Pogue the hone (1719)

Make feet for children’s stockings (1785)

Dance the kipples (1796)

Have one’s corn ground (1800)

Horizontal refreshment (1863)

Arrive at the end of the sentimental journey (1896)

Get one’s ashes hauled (1910)

VAGINA

1. Belle-chose (1386)

2. Altar of Venus (1584)

3. Netherlands (1591)

4. Placket-lace (1593)

5. Phoenix nest (1618)

6. Nature’s treasury (1635)

7. Contrapunctum (1653)

8. Privy-counsel (1664)

9. Aphrodisiacal tennis court (1665)

10. Lady’s low toupee (1721)

11. Mount Pleasant (1748)

12. Petticoat lane (1790)

13. Venerable monosyllable (1796)

14. Fancy article (1822)

15. Mrs. Fubbs’ parlor (1823)

16. Antipodes (1832)

17. Thatched cottage (1835)

18. Cyprian fountain (1846)

19. Road to a christening (1903)

PENIS

20. Maypole (1621)

21. Pioneer of nature (1653)

22. Master John Goodfellow (1653)

23. Generating tool (1653)

24. Evesdropper (1653)

25. Cyprian scepter (1653)

26. Don Cypriano (1653)

27. Matrimonial peacemaker (1708)

28. Gentleman usher (1719)

29. Rule of three (1720)—this refers to the whole genital area

30. Silent flute (1720)

31. Arbor vitae (1732)

32. Impudence (1783)

33. Staff of life (1836)

34. Mr. Peaslin (1883)

35. Credentials (1895)

Edited by blessingx
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