I'm waiting to hear back from a friend who owns an anime shop here in NYC. I'll see what his price is.

WANT for sure. My son needs one of those. If you get a source and price, laxx, I am interested. Thanks.

such a fitting movie title....

My name is Mr. Eric Anderson. I am in a wheelchair and have cerebral palsy. I really want to find a girl 20 to 35 to have a relationship with. I live in Costa Mesa,, Remember, I am the Master. Always call me “Sir”. I am the old fashion type. To me the man should be the head of the relationship. Women should stay home and clean and cook...I am your only boss and Master. I am easy to get along with I am honest, trustworthy, and very reliable I am 50 y. o. and . I am very nice and generous. I have cerebral palsy. I am a Christian.. I am not a stylist. I will not just do anything. I do have ethics and morals. I do not drink or smoke. I am educated and am an university graduate. I have a B.A. in Communications Studies, and my focus is on interpersonal communication from Long Beach State. I am a member of several organizations in the community.

. Go to Collarme.com, and put in “ea1”, and read my rules.You will have to be serious about this. Do not email me, if you are not serious.

I really want to find a girl to be my girlfriend. She should be honest, reliable, and trustworthy. . You must be submissive and obedient, and do everything. She must be obedient. and trust in me. What I am looking for is a slave for a LTR. I would like to get married. You will be helping me with personal needs.

My plan is to meet you, and develop a friendship, and get to know you better. I would like to get together with you and discuss this with you. joke around about something like this. A lady ho is nice.. I need a person to that I can relate to.

I would like to build a meaningful relationship with you. I am serious about this. I want them to dress like a lady should. They should wear dresses and skits..

Let share my life with.

Sincerely,

Eric

Awkward Boners

NSFW

Seource.

The BA K-47.

^FAIL

^FAIL

okayfine....

Country of origin fail :

okayfine....

That is damn funny, especially since chopper builder Jesse James was on the Stern show this morning mocking Howard for wanting to ride bitch on his motorcycle with his thong sticking out.

Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat

Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat

I was almost going to FAIL! you back for Knuckles, but I guess it isn't an exact usage of Keyboard Cat.

It's a meme, people. Fail == reusing the same thing; success == better and better iterations of the same thing.

win?

FilmCow :: Charlie the Unicorn 3

win?

Win == being first at the meme; inventing it.

Profit == having an enforceable trademark or copyright on said meme.

Aren't some of these tropes?

Country of origin fail :

Lot's of companies use Chinese batteries.

Yes, but what do you call a group of tropes? While "a troop of tropes" has great alliteration, I think that "a boring of tropes" would be much more accurate.

Lot's of companies use Chinese batteries.

Understood. I just like the juxtaposition.

...a boring of tropes

I like it.

Right up there with a murder of crows, an unkindness of ravens, and a dazzle of dragonflies.