He's throwing up bay leaves. He ate too much beef stew too quickly. Bears always do that.

What about the two geese or whatever those are (top middle of the throw-up)? Or did whoever cooked it forget to cook them for long enough? Or maybe that's why he's throwing up, because geese tickle.

(waits for "your goose is not cooked" joke)

I presume they were undercooked. It would stand to reason that the goose tastes better when you toast all of it, rather than just the head.

You guys are overlooking the obvious. It's a bottle of wine. The bear just drank too much too fast. The label serves as a warning to other bears who don't know how to read.

Agreed, and everyone knows bears and Chardonnay are a bad combination.

I've been lucky and haven't gotten the RRoD but my NES ans SNES and atari 2600 still work.

It's once you put moving parts in a console that the risk of breaking rises. And it rises exponentially with each extra moving part.

It began with the playstation. Where most that died, died because the cd mechanism failed. Accellerated with the dreamcast (which had a quite bad failure rate after a few years due to motor/laser assembly/hard drive failure). The 360 takes the cake though. My brothers one has been away 5 times since he got it for repairs.

Ironically, the xbox 360 doesn't fail because of moving parts the vast majority of the time. Its from the mother board warping and weakening some of the solder points.

A unicorn!

That is totally Charlize Theron.

I almost want to ask thomas worman to be a facebook friend.

Programmed to be opposite of a sexbot...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4UPcv7Y1AE

Too weird, my late aunt's name is Aiko.

^

First of all i is algebraic and pi is geometric.

Cool beans. I definitely need to catch her live when I get the chance.

Actually, it's more like, "you have few friends, and they probably get this joke, too".

First of all i is algebraic and pi is geometric.

They're actually both just numbers, and algebra and geometry are not mutually exclusive. There's plenty of stuff that deals with functions in the imaginary domain, including sinusoidal ones.