Have you ever put butter on a pop tart?

It's just like the family guy song says...  It's so freaking good!  I just tried it.

 

 

I've buttered a few tarts in my day, but that's another story.

I saw that one coming...  I'm sure there's another pun in there

I've also popped a few tarts, but again...

of course

so freaking good!

definitely worth buttering both sides

Not a good look. The taste is better than expected.

I'd rather go with the bacon-tart sandwich:

I feel conflicted...

How about a donut bacon burger Graim? 

 

I would definitely try both

There is always the "Ron Swanson"

 

A half pound patty, wrapped in a pound of bacon (deep fried)

 

 

https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20150417/ukrainian-village/ron-swanson-lives-as-whisks-half-pound-burger-wrapped-pound-of-bacon

 

One of the best TV show characters ever, and that burger is a thing of beauty!

Somehow "butter your Pop-Tart" seems like code for something.

Shall I butter your Pop-Tart Justin?

I am monitoring this thread, for science.

I laugh way more when you're around Fitz. You're no longer allowed to take sabbaticals.

I hate frosted pop tarts, in general. Only ever buy unfrosted strawberry, and on occasion I'll put peanut butter on them.

1 hour ago, swt61 said:

I laugh way more when you're around Fitz. You're no longer allowed to take sabbaticals.

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD, I DO WHAT I WANT.

This thread is so weird, so head case. Love it 

6 hours ago, Fitz said:

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD, I DO WHAT I WANT.

You certain of that? I jumped the fence a time or two, around that time period. 

And I remember you calling me Daddy in Chicago.

9 minutes ago, swt61 said:

You certain of that? I jumped the fence a time or two, around that time period. 

And I remember you calling me Daddy in Chicago.

On 7/24/2017 at 11:07 PM, Fitz said:

I am monitoring this thread, for science.

In that case, time to try different butters and pop tart combos, for science. Today we switch the butter to smjör (for science). Tastes less buttery than the whole foods butter but I need to eat one more to confirm 

Edited July 28, 20179 yr by mypasswordis

I recommend Kerrygold.

This is some weird innuendo shit...