Please stop posting that picture of the fucking squid. It freaks me out for days.

these guys are cooler anyway

fuckers.

Isopods and cephalopods are da shiznitz.

nope

if an isopod had replaced my tongue, someone would tell me, right?

Only if we weren't drunk, and what's the chance of that happening?

Or if you were getting ready to blow somebody. Pretty sure they'd tell you then.

So in theory you could pretend you want to blow somebody to find out whether or not your tongue has been replaced by an isopod.

Oh and Gatto, if you haven't run away screaming yet, well welcome to Head-Case.

Or if you were getting ready to blow somebody. Pretty sure they'd tell you then.

So in theory you could pretend you want to blow somebody to find out whether or not your tongue has been replaced by an isopod.

Oh and Gatto, if you haven't run away screaming yet, well welcome to Head-Case.

lol thanks

So in theory you could pretend you want to blow somebody to find out whether or not your tongue has been replaced by an isopod.

Dude, brilliant. A BJ in a BJ; a double BJ. Like a double quarter pounder, except not, because the beef patty isn't in the other beef patty. Wait, what were we talking about?

Okay, that's enough HC for me, today.

i'll try this strategy tomorrow.

Post pics or it didn't happen.

my girlfriend performed in a local production of the Vagina Monologues a few years. i thought it was pretty good.

The vagina or the performance?

What do we win?

Hi gatto. Welcome.

Dude, brilliant. A BJ in a BJ; a double BJ. Like a double quarter pounder, except not, because the beef patty isn't in the other beef patty. Wait, what were we talking about?

Honestly, the DB-BJ hadn't even entered my mind, so the brilliance is all yours Sir. It may even become the ultimate sexual act for a male, at least until the inter vaginal isopod is discovered. Could that then be referred to as double dipping?

It could also be a revelation for those very odd women who really don't want to perform fellatio for their men. They can transfer away any thoughts of distaste, and place them squarely on the isopod (here fore to be referred to as isopodBJ).

That also brings to conscious a new nickname for one slimy, profiteering HFer, don't it?

Dude, brilliant. A BJ in a BJ; a double BJ. Like a double quarter pounder, except not, because the beef patty isn't in the other beef patty. Wait, what were we talking about?

Yo dawg...

I'm so proud of my hc men. A simple hello thread from a brand new female member has inspired the most concentrated effort of penis and vagina posts in hc history.

You're not proud of me, I have studiously avoided posting in this thread.

That said, I will not lower the penis/vagina density, so:

I <3 vagina and my penis.

Edited September 20, 200916 yr by Dusty Chalk

I <3 my vagina and penis.

Too easy.

(snore) C'mon man, put some effort into it.

i love you musty dusty!

(snore) C'mon man, put some effort into it.

Almost makes you forget the COCKS hats

That also brings to conscious a new nickname for one slimy, profiteering HFer, don't it?

Er, would that be LobsterBJ or Isopodking(BJ)?

do you think IsopodBJ is a fan of the DT48, too?

I think he can only handle BJing one iPod/headphone at a time; for all I know, his next target might well be the DT48.

Yo dawg...

I put an isopod in your mouth so you can blow someone while blowing someone.

isopods can fuck right off, little fuckers would try to eat all the donuts before I got to them. They want to live on my tongue they can buy their own fucking donuts!

i'll try this strategy tomorrow.

Well?

he probably got so carried away blowing someone he forgot to ask.

Who the fuck is gatto?

For that matter, who are all of you? Who am I? Why am I naked?

as long as you clean up your mess before you leave, I just don't care!