Blackbody - $959.00 : LessLoss high end audio power cables, video power cables, audiophile power cables, audiophile cables

The Blackbody is a high-tech audio accessory which greatly enhances your audio playback experience by addressing the interaction of your audio gear's circuitry with ambient electromagnetic phenomena and modifying this interplay. The Blackbody takes advantage of the quantum nature of particle interaction, and is therefore able to permeate metal, plastic, wood, and other barriers to affect the circuitry inside your components. This altered electromagnetic influence results in profoundly improved sound quality.

The Blackbody utilizes particle/wave patterns to work, and therefore does not need to be wired to your gear. It needs only to be placed near your audio system, either on the gear itself, or on the floor or a nearby shelf. The device can be thought of as a sort of flashlight which shines at a 35 degree angle from its center.

For the first time in audio history, with the LessLoss Blackbody we can now convert the junk noise of spectral photon interaction into the ambient, cosmic blackbody radiation which was there before the signal arrived and will continue to be there after the signal wanes. The result in terms of sound: pure musicality.

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FTFY.

I don't know. I'm picturing one of those "out there" quantum physicists reading that shite and deciding a small thermonuclear device might just be the optimal solution.

You just want to strut your stuff in the aftermath.

Would cryoed light bulbs have a similar effect?

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Cheaper option.

i'm so in for one!

Only a matter of time before Six Moons gives it five stars.

I've just stopped pointing it in your direction.

Did you notice the decrease in quality?

Could this be outsourced, cheaper. So that an array of these were shared around the globe, based on disjoint listening patterns?

Why by one, just pay for the subscription service!

Announce you are listening on our special iPhone app, and our location aware service will target your current listening position, anywhere on the globe!

Upgrade to the platinum service for the high charm, low strangeness mods!

I can see an aftermarket shop increasing the angle to 71 degrees, for $999, so you can get more for your monies.

I put one into space directed at Head-Case members.

I put one into space directed at Head-Case members.

You've got it turned up too high. Every time I try to play an Abba track it comes out as Thus Spake Zarathrustra.

I put one into space directed at Head-Case members.

Thanks, I was thinking 5 in geosynchronous orbit would do it.

Thanks, everything sounds so much better now.

Just one small problem.

You've got it turned up too high. Every time I try to play an Abba track it comes out as Thus Spake Zarathrustra.

Wait, let me launch the Tubular Bells Monolith . . .

You've got it turned up too high. Every time I try to play an Abba track it comes out as Thus Spake Zarathrustra.

I've got two words for you: edge diffraction.

You've got it turned up too high. Every time I try to play an Abba track it comes out as Thus Spake Zarathrustra.

Well, if you will act as an observer.

Just don't go looking at kitty's on the internet. 50% of the time you'll regret it.

Wait, let me launch the Tubular Bells Monolith . . .

Unconfirmed sightings of Saucer Shaped Objects have occured

"My God, they're full of shit!"

Schrodinger? It nearly killed her (the cat)!

^^

Win!

and possible avatar?

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"It is marginally smaller in weight and size than two bars of gold."

Bargain?