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Ok, let's suppose that you're walking to the local bar/corner store/whatever and you have to cut through a small public park to get there. While walking through the park, you see some guy on the ground being molested by a group of attractive females. What do you do? Whip out your fancy cellphone and take pictures/movies of it? Offer to take the guy's place? Whip out your willy and masturbate? What do you do??!!

10 Spectacular Cockpit Photos - Canadian Bootstrapper lovely pictures of airplane cockpits and views looking out.

Georgian breakaway city in ruins - CNN.com Please check pic #2. I don't know how long they will keep this series up. I tried to find the picture in a non-flash environment, but could not. So I could not post it by itself. I usually stay away from commenting on war(s), politics, religion, etc. BUT, I could not take it. This is just fucked up. It made me really sad. This could very well be me my mother...

My girlfriend's office was moved to a different part of the floor and ever since the move she has had massive headaches and all the typical symptoms of an allergic reaction. It affected her to the point where she was doing 20% of the work that she normally did in a day and felt better after taking anti histamines (benadryl) and leaving the office. She requested HR to send out an email requesting the employees not wear perfume to work as there were a few that were bathing in it. That didn't seem to stop it. She went to a physician to get her blood tested and for an allergy test (nothing came up on the blood test other than low calcium). No scratch test was done because she…

Because I've never started a poll here, and I think it's about time I did.

Since using Windows 7 ... about two years now, I've been mostly happy (I've been on the same original install since Jan of 2011, when I built my current 2700K music/gaming machine and things are clicking along fine thus far). But one process I've always wanted to streamline was the switching among various audio devices (since Windows 7, and I think that trash heap that was Vista, introduced a more granular approach to audio channel management, which, in the long run is a good thing but it also brings with it some tedium). Typically, one must right click the default Windows 7 speaker icon in the task bar, then select "playback devices" and then select whatever pl…

I'll confess...this brought me to tears. Now for the video behind those words! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjPrL3n63yg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjPrL3n63yg

How is it that we have gone this long without a thread for puns? Was it oversight, or simply good taste? I thought this kickstarter campaign was a little fishy and wanted to share with you: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2078545510/the-salmon-leather-project

Your reign at the top was short like leprechauns as I crush so called willies, thugs, and rapper-dons Get in that ass, quick fast, like Ramadan Its that rap phenomenon Don-Dadda HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

A very merry unbirthday to you! To me To who? To me Oh, you

For the first time in about 8 years I played football (or soccer to most of you) with some collegues at work. It didn't go very well, after about 15 minutes I got a complete achilles tendon rupture in the right foot. I wasn't even playing very hard, just kicked the ball away from the goal. And I was sooo looking forward to play football again. Untill the operation on Wednesday I shall do as little as possible, just keep my foot high. It will take some 8 - 10 weeks with easy going and crutches to get well. The good thing is that it will be completly healed, but I'm afraid I will be bored long before that happens. Luckily I got a lot of unread books. And my sister w…

Adieu old friend. Thunderstruck! When we met we immediately fell head over heels in love. You were shivering on the cold ground and I picked you up and put you inside my coat. You and I bonded immediately. A bond that can never break. Birds. Oh my, the birds we sought and brought home. Endless hours together both doing what we loved most. I still have my first spent shell and feather from your first ruffed grouse. So many happy memories. And the bond We were always one. Always together. Always a team. Always forgiving each other for our faults and rejoicing in our successes. One heart. One mind. Together. That, my friend, is what I will miss the most. I will miss bein…

So looks like I will be working in DC next year, and now I have to start thinking about where to live. I prefer to be in DC, where there is easy access to the metro because I won't have a car, and my work places is near the Hill. Basically I am wondering if any of the DC/MD area folks can give me some advice, like where NOT to live if I don't want to be shot and so forth. Thanks.

Maverick Thai general does the hand-grenade waltz - Yahoo! News

So a few days back all of my analog channels up and vanished leaving me with only the digital channels. I thought perhaps the cable was just screwy with the weather but now it has been a few days. I know in a few years that they have to go all digital but this does not appear to be a step in that direction as the channels I lost are not back in digital form. Any ideas? Cable people are worthless here.

Don't have time to sit around listening to all those damned albums? Well, here's all of the Beatles UK albums compressed into a single 1 hour MP3 by speeding them up 800%. http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/10/the-complete-be.html Enjoy!

Whoa! This surprised me. Never dealt with him, but seemed like a class act. RIP. Allen Wright passes

This just came in on the wires. I posted it on our website. couldn't help myself. How appropriate. http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sfl-dip-tues120120110185802,0,5120538.photo

See what what happens when your birthday falls on a Monday! We almost missed it, but with two hours left, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

http://cgi.ebay.ca/AKG-Acoustics-Headphones-Dealer-Brochure-K-340-specs_W0QQitemZ160167177606QQihZ006QQcategoryZ50594QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem $15 minimum for some paper... hmmm, I'm sort of on the fence. \

Hello, i lost this auction, which went too high for a used piano. the seller has no beed back. i got a "second chance" to buy it. but i'm no longer sure of it's authenticity.. and it's in Canada. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=018&sspagename=STRK%3AMEDW%3AIT&viewitem=&item=280075774966&rd=1&rd=1

all of my geekier Internet savvy friends adore it, and the newer comics consistently make the digg front page. I've sat for hours at work sifting through their archives, and nary a chuckle escapes my lips. so I gave up on it.

Fuck Yeah!

My sister is overseas in Bulgaria supporting our government and our troops, and in between supporting them, she's doing volunteer work for a dog rescue organization, so I guarantee you this is legit. If you are even remotely considering getting a dog, please do seriously consider her plea and very generous offer. And yes, this is the same sister that is sending me the Bulgarian cat. Contact me for contact information, and I'll either put you in touch with my sister or one of the people who run the center directly.

CNN sells Zite to Flipboard http://money.cnn.com/2014/03/05/technology/flipboard-cnn-zite/index.html No good deed goes unpunished.