Grahame

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Charlie Broker's Antiviral Wipe https://drive.google.com/file/d/1hi5G7kvo9Fs1kDXImc2Wyzu1BWZeGA5c/view A cynical CB ranting at the TV ( and getting paid for it) Win! and a roundup of all that's happened seen through his jaundiced view. Excellent! fairly spoilery reviews https://theconversation.com/charlie-brookers-antiviral-wipe-is-a-heartwarming-satire-that-reminds-us-to-laugh-138652 https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/charlie-brooker-antiviralwipe_uk_5ebe38d0c5b6772bca217c9c?guccounter=1

Happy Birthday, Chris!

http://www.331fish.com/ We got there just before closing to avoid any crowds. We could have called in the order from home, but waited until we were within 5 minutes. Went in, paid for order, waited outside. (Packed) Order bought to the table were we were waiting. Picked it up and proceeded to the car in the parking lot where we enjoyed it, piping hot. I had an iced Usual waiting, and Joanne's "Tea" in her Contigo seemed to have a frothy head and an ABV. Allegedly.

Zoinks, surely. https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/zoinks#Etymology

Socially distant fish and chips

Well There was the original Turbo Encabulator The Chrysler Version Then Rockwell enhanced it to make the Retro Encabulator And nowadays there's a Micro Encabulator End the misery of side fumbling forever!

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FTFY

Happy Birthday Ari, 🎂📷

Happy Birthday, Shelly!

^ Enjoy Seasons 1 + 2, and then see how it all started ( and aid a good cause ) for $5 https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/10/theater/fleabag-solo-show-stream.html (more detail, light "spoilers") https://decider.com/2020/04/10/fleabag-live-amazon-stream-it-or-skip-it/ https://www.amazon.com/FLEABAG-NT-Live-Phoebe-Waller-Bridge/dp/B086T4C5L3

Plenty more down this rabbit hole. RIP Dave Greenfield.

RIP Dave Greenfield. Dave Greenfield: The Stranglers keyboard player dies at 71 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-52537293

This being Head-Case, this turned up in another feed, and I thought it might be of interest (15:27-21:00) More details ... https://swind.life/products/swind-eb-01-mountain/

Deck Banana Bread (warm) and proper leaf Tea (Yorkshire Gold)

Locktail hour The time at which you allow yourself to have the first alcoholic drink of the morning. Day! We meant day. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/life/parlez-vous-lockdown-26-new-words-learnt-covid-19/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8276033/Do-know-pino-fridgio-doughverkill-Bone-latest-lockdown-lingo.html https://www.heart.co.uk/news/coronavirus/hilarious-list-lockdown-lingo/

Treat the rice a as a "lead item". Cook it in a rice cooker - the instructions will give you an estimated cooking time to work with, and the better ones have a countdown indicator, and a "keep warm" function , to help decouple your dependency on needing to serve the rice "right now" Would a PERT chart help? "Plan cooking a dinner ..." https://www.pdd-resources.net/solutions-19.html

Metric Bugs taking your Freedom Units? The Horror!

+1 For Bosch. Joanne and I enjoyed Season 6. Interesting interview with Titus.

Or as Joanne once said in relation to tofu, "What's that thing that's not food?"

More lockdown esoterica Still Going * Strong * 50 Years On! For those of you not familiar with the original. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mungo_Jerry Gold in the comments.

^ The west coast *checks watch* 3 hours later?

Happy Birthday, Jeffy!