Dusty Chalk

Holy shit, epic post. Except for the Trump picture, why'd you have to stick the Trump picture right in the middle? "One of these is not like the others..."

Yabba Dabba Do? Wilma!

(squints) Mebbe we should rename this place to Cunt-Case.

FTFY Also, I fear your wife.

That's spectacularly beautiful work. What OS did you use?

Yeah, I know. I still remember (and have a fondness for) tan lines.

Yeah, but like...back in the days of Blockbuster and other video rental stores, you don't actually talk about (and rate!) the porn films you watch. I think it's called, "the agreeable lie". You both just pretend like you don't have time to watch all the videos you rent.

Yes, but I think he tries to eat single human quantities when I'm around, so that I don't feel so inferior.

That's just the leftovers?!?!? What'd you eat the first time, the rest of the lamb?

I listen to a lot of Stoner: try 1000mods, Truckfighters, some Black Space Riders (they're the least stoner of the bunch, the earlier albums are the most stoner, and the most recent is probably the least, but I really like where they're going, so like their most recent stuff the best), High on Fire, Monster Magnet, and some of this: Kyuss is of course the godfathers of Stoner. Desert Sessions (with a rolling cast of musicians) is also pretty great for classic Stoner.

Hard to tell without micro-detail. Non-Unicode ASCII is only 8-bit, innit?

Wait, micro-detail and plankton aren't the same thing? I thought they were. I got your micro-detail right here (grabs crotch). Naw, it'll be fine, just think of it like whack-a-mole. Complete with squeak noises.

Thanks! And now for something completely different:

Oh my...

Can't stop listening to Brad Mehldau, can't seem to get past this piece he played for an encore (almost verbatim). Those extra harmonization notes he chooses at 1:15 and 1:17 are sublime, though I think what he played when I saw him were slightly more dissonant, and I think I might have to start working on a simplified guitar version of his arrangement.

Does anyone else smell a shillstorm a-brewin'?

So great on so many levels...I can't even...I even like the music!...but yeah, pretty much everything about this...commercial?...is perfect. It's even yellow...

Fuck yeah

Cheers to that!

Happy birthday, Al! (party favour ... assemble! ... and make noise)

Daw!

Exactly. Please don't feel bad, I feel your inadvertent misspelling actually describes you more accurately. Cheers.

Oh, you are so getting classified as chill. I wish I was more chill.

RIP Chuck Berry.