You Won't -- pleasantly entertaining. Example of some of the between song banter: "So we're touring with Blood Red Shoes and Joy Formidable, both from the UK, and we're from MasNoNoNoNoNoNosetts, the birthplace of liberty...and we had some difficulty with the UK before, I don't know if you remember, so you're probably wondering, 'why are you touring with them'...well, we've worked out our differences. We've found a middle ground that we can all be happy with..." The music was highly entertaining, too -- I would say the 'drummer', but he played so many other instruments I'm hesitant to understate just how much of a multi-instrumentalist he is. Album is worth hearing, but really does not capture how entertaining they were live. See 'em if you get a chance. A note to the ladies (and...uh...others) -- they're both extremely handsome. I was the only male asking for an autograph at the merch stand.
Blood Red Shoes -- Visually it's like one of the Bangles is playing with Seth Green, but couldn't be further off -- I hope they maintain this dichotomy between presentation and music, because I found disturbingly enjoyable. The music is more like White Stripes meets Black Mountain meets the Kills, with that Sabbath-y guitar, with some definite punk leanings. I particularly liked "Black Distractions" which is currently a free download. They didn't have vinyl on sale at the show, but I'll be ordering what I can (not sure what that consists of besides The Water EP).
Joy Formidable -- totally love these guys, they make a nice huge sound for just three people, but I actually kind of liked the opening acts more. Not sure they did anything wrong, I may just not have been in the mood for their brand of upbeat power-rock.
EDIT: Lollers @ auto-edit of MasNoNoNoNoNoNosetts.