Hackey-Lacky, Tangy-Taffy and Cocky-Lockey were shooting the half pipe one day. While doing a cool upside down trick, a chunk of hash fell out of Cocky-Lockey's Burton board pants and hit him on the helmet. "Bros, the sky is, like, falling." And there ensued much mayhem because Cocky-Locky was such a dumbass. The end.