I'm afraid the heat increase on each slap would dissipate before the next slap comes in, even using both hands and a dick or a pair of tits.

7 hours ago, Dusty Chalk said:

Or you could use both hands and slap it faster.

You heard it here first 

Meanwhile in Singapore ...

Yeah, Really?

Edited February 19, 20197 yr by Grahame

Now this is my kinda shitpost.

Exhibit A: https://techcrunch.com/2019/02/21/trump-calls-for-6g-cellular-technology-because-why-the-heck-not/

Exhibit B: https://i.redd.it/bo7nvdekzyh21.gif

 

On 2/18/2019 at 8:32 AM, Torpedo said:

I'm afraid the heat increase on each slap would dissipate before the next slap comes in, even using both hands and a dick or a pair of tits.

Any bets on how long it takes for that video to show up in the internet?

Rule 34

https://www.facebook.com/591176704359239/posts/1522925617851005?sfns=mo

NSFW: dildo

I imagine this is how Jeff gets ready for the zombie apocalypse.

hmm... I thought I posted a video with that.

 

https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2019-02-25-devotion-developer-calls-for-calm-as-fallout-from-xi-jinping-winnie-the-pooh-china-meme-reference-goes-from-bad-to-worse

 

Unusual rock formation:

 

Custom computer build inside an ammo case.  How cool is that?

I used to subscribe to Maximum PC a few years ago.  Every issue would highlight one really cool build like that....some incredible creativity out there!

 

Damn kids these days will never amount to nothin"!

 

She is astonishing. Here is another that leaves you breathless

 

me(ow)_irl

Cat looks exactly like British comic Kenneth Williams from the "Carry On" series.

Random, I know.

 

Uncanny.

Unrelated:

"What is love?  Lady don't hurt...don't hurt me...no more..."

 

Oh man. Oliver Lieb posted a screenshot of his Traktor setup.  He's running the latest version (the first major update in EIGHT YEARS.)  I haven't upgraded yet, but this makes me really want to do so.  After taxes Knuckles, after taxes....