FAIL. Man card revoked. Please submit an original Form 1040 M to Clint Eastwood's home office/coke den with a written narrative of what you intend to do to retrieve your manhood, with relevant diagrams. Failure to submit the form within two (2) weeks will result in the permanent revocation of your man card and the immediate placement of your name on the Macy's mailing list.

You can revoke my man card when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers... We may not have guns in Canada, but I've got a crack team of beavers trained to make a dam out of people's bones.

Dr. No.

That's Blofeld!

You can revoke my man card when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers... We may not have guns in Canada, but I've got a crack team of beavers trained to make a dam out of people's bones.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

That's Blofeld!

OK that's it...now you're embarrassing even the other Canadians!

OK that's it...now you're embarrassing even the other Canadians!

Before the head transplant I believe that he was correct.

Inauguration via satellite.

damn that's a shit load of people

Portal replica gun

damn that's a shit load of people

And you can tell they're huddled together for warmth.

camel-tipping?

Actually those are pretty critical for storing chemicals - every so often I worry that the fridge we use in our lab is NOT explosion proof and will one day... what the fu-BOOM!

Sauce.

Moar here.

For Smeggy

Hacks: Hacking Road Signs Is Frightningly Easy and Funny (and Illegal)

"The Robot Body Establishes the Light"

Comes with giant archaic police baton, an assault rifle, a shield that doesn't fit anywhere, and four inexplicable missiles.

Yabut he's ready for monkey spankage.

I really want to hack a road sign and get one of those obama action figures.

A lady at the office has an obama bobble head.