Chris, your English is wrong -- I believe you mean, "I don't get any".

I don't get it

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj-98DN4EAI]YouTube - Vagina Power Halloween Edition[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqg_ceFM30I]YouTube - Vagina Power and Penis Power[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28NRj0BHyI4]YouTube - ASK ALEXYSS URGENT MESSAGE TO MEN: "WASH YO NUTZ!"[/ame]

^^ "...then you still have a obligation to lift yo nutsack up and go all underneath the crack 'round the back of y'all nutz and then they say all around your dick, too, they say the dick be stankin'..."

So many obligations these days.

I never knew we had a show like that here.

I never knew we had a show like that here.

Do you have a problem with educational TV?

How Twilight should have ended...

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- Director Of "Banned Sprite Ad" Tells His Side[/ame]

Om nom nom.

Some more hesitant consumers of casu marzu (myself included) prefer to place the cheese in a sealed bag prior to eating it. The CO2 builds up quickly, suffocating the larvae, and they jump and hit the sides of the bag before dying. It's lot holding a bag of microwave popcorn while it's in the microwave.

If they're freshly dead, the cheese isn't toxic. Bad news? Not so delicious.

You have actually eaten this?

Respect.

Yeezh.

You have actually eaten this?

[Dis]Respect.

Fixed.

You have actually eaten this?

Respect.

When in Rome...

Om nom nom.

oh, i've made this before. Just leave milk in a cereal bowl for a week

Meh Sherwood sucks dick for Casino access. It's all bad.

Clearly I have an issue with "standards".

^ You will burn....

Oh, if only he actually signed that.

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It made it, not that there was very much doubt.

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Man, he could really make it rain for some strippers!

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He was on the TV news here today. Needed about four people to help carry it all. Can't say I blame him as Westpac are regularly shown to be one of the worst banks here in consumer evaluations. Seems he didn't get any photos of himself with it all out on display which is a shame.

Mines on the way, Hopstretch...I was hoping to be the first here lol

Pretty damn funny.