I usually open videos in a separate window, then try to pause them immediately for later viewing. So this is where I paused it, purely by accident. You're welcome.

haha i love the dude driving the other forklift on the right...

"woah shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" as he drives away!

i'm with duggeh, that woman's english is appalling. she doesn't deserve to do what it looks like she's trying to do in dusty's photo to me.

'Brain Stew (Sessions)' Video - Weezer - AOL Music

**BRENT**

2) If she read the news on my local station, I'd still be nitpicking her pronounciation and cadence.

i'm with duggeh, that woman's english is appalling. she doesn't deserve to do what it looks like she's trying to do in dusty's photo to me.

The two of you are still young, in good shape and reasonably handsome individuals. I predict that you'll become far less picky in say 20 years, when the pot belly, wild hairs in the ears and eyebrows, double chins and gravitationally controlled southbound ass cheeks kick in.

Why do you think I put so much emphasis on my exceedingly large penis? It's my only redeeming feature these days.

I think I could find a spot for her in my social calendar.

Higher alcohol content trend

It cracks me up that West Virginia and Alabama are leading the way.

Higher alcohol content trend

It cracks me up that West Virginia and Alabama are leading the way.

One thing my state actually did right IMO.

Higher alcohol content trend

It cracks me up that West Virginia and Alabama are leading the way.

Have you seen what those people look like? They need the higher alcohol content simply to be able to reproduce.

**BRENT**

Lose the fugly rear spoiler and the hideous Orange and I'm interested.

The two of you are still young, in good shape and reasonably handsome individuals. I predict that you'll become far less picky in say 20 years, when the pot belly, wild hairs in the ears and eyebrows, double chins and gravitationally controlled southbound ass cheeks kick in.

Why do you think I put so much emphasis on my exceedingly large penis? It's my only redeeming feature these days.

I think I could find a spot for her in my social calendar.

The elderly one doth speaketh wisely.

The two of you are still young, in good shape and reasonably handsome individuals. I predict that you'll become far less picky in say 20 years, when the pot belly, wild hairs in the ears and eyebrows, double chins and gravitationally controlled southbound ass cheeks kick in.

Why do you think I put so much emphasis on my exceedingly large penis? It's my only redeeming feature these days.

I think I could find a spot for her in my social calendar.

oh, looking at my family, i should look pretty much exactly the same at 45 as i do now, only maybe i won't be getting ID'd all the time.

as for the penis thing... you guys mind fwd'ing me all those emails i hear about?

If I'm in good shape I dread to think what bad shape is. I'm hugely unfit. I get a stitch when I stir my tea.

sure but can you stir your tea with your penis?

Only a coffee drinking American would ever insult the real brew in such a manner. Tea is to be stirred with a teaspoon, clockwise. And the milk goes in afterwards unless you live in the 18th century.

why in bog's name would anyone stir anticlockwise??

i've watched all three of those oz clark and james may series and i love when he makes tea at some fancy french chateau....

Only a coffee drinking American would ever insult the real brew in such a manner. Tea is to be stirred with a teaspoon, clockwise. And the milk goes in afterwards unless you live in the 18th century.

And the lemon after the milk. Actually did that once, as the tea came with both.

If I'm in good shape I dread to think what bad shape is. I'm hugely unfit. I get a stitch when I stir my tea.

May I suggest

Tea is to be stirred with a teaspoon, clockwise.

I stir in both directions. Turbulence, you see.

My response would have been, "not and want to drink it!"

Have you seen what those people look like? They need the higher alcohol content simply to be able to reproduce.

I have. I wasn't criticizing, I was just laughing at the fact.

Have you seen the trailer for The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia? There's a scene where one of the guys says, "you want to know what the mating call is for girls in West Virginia?" He then shakes a bottle of pills. (I forget what kind -- wasn't exactly taking notes, you know.)

why in bog's name would anyone stir anticlockwise??

For lefties like me. And be warned... one day lefties will rise up and take over the world. If you are nice to lefties now, your death with be painless.

If you are nice to lefties now, your death with be painless.

Albeit backwards?

Your death will be sinister.

That's a very dexterous statement. Right On!

For lefties like me. And be warned... one day lefties will rise up and take over the world. If you are nice to lefties now, your death with be painless.

Oh you, there's no harm in telling them that we've already seized power from behind the scenes, and that they only continue to live at our mercy. What could they possibly do about it now?