Almost forgot about draft tonight

I feel like doing something crazy with first pick tonight

You bastards better not get my kicker!

**BRENT**

I feel like doing something crazy with first pick tonight

Braylon Edwards?

You bastards better not get my kicker!

**BRENT**

Sounds like a biscuit moment.

Oh my god, everybody please make kickers your first picks!

Al, I'm going to sell all my morphine and fly out there, in pain, and kick your ass!

**BRENT**

I'll make biscuits but finish them right before you get here but then throw some of them up onto your shoes when you punch me.

I feel like doing something crazy with first pick tonight

First picking Arian Foster?

His hamstring injury is not looking good. Especially with that one radiologist's comment about possible rupture in the future.

Him and Chris Johnson have thrown a wrench in many a league

I feel like doing something crazy with first pick tonight

Plaxico?

I just changed my Team name. Go team Sporting Wood!

Mmmmmm.... biscuits....

**BRENT**

Head-Case Part Two

Round: 1

(1) Iron Lung - Michael Vick QB

(2) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Ray Rice RB

** (3) Devil Foosballers - Adrian Peterson RB

(4) SW FL Bone Crushers - Jamaal Charles RB

(5) Chattanooga Biscuits - Arian Foster RB

(6) RSA Darkstars - Aaron Rodgers QB

(7) Somewhere Sporting Wood - LeSean McCoy RB

( Team Cocktail - Drew Brees QB

(9) Hook'em Horns - Chris Johnson RB

(10) Team Knotty - Andre Johnson WR

Round: 2

(11) Team Knotty - Tom Brady QB

(12) Hook'em Horns - Roddy White WR

(13) Team Cocktail - Greg Jennings WR

(14) Somewhere Sporting Wood - Philip Rivers QB

(15) RSA Darkstars - Maurice Jones-Drew RB

(16) Chattanooga Biscuits - Michael Turner RB

(17) SW FL Bone Crushers - Rashard Mendenhall RB

** (18) Devil Foosballers - Calvin Johnson WR

(19) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Mike Wallace WR

(20) Iron Lung - Vincent Jackson WR

Round: 3

(21) Iron Lung - Darren McFadden RB

(22) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Hakeem Nicks WR

** (23) Devil Foosballers - Peyton Manning QB

(24) SW FL Bone Crushers - Frank Gore RB

(25) Chattanooga Biscuits - Tony Romo QB

(26) RSA Darkstars - Steven Jackson RB

(27) Somewhere Sporting Wood - Ben Roethlisberger QB

(28) Team Cocktail - Ahmad Bradshaw RB

(29) Hook'em Horns - Larry Fitzgerald WR

(30) Team Knotty - Miles Austin WR

Round: 4

(31) Team Knotty - Matt Forte RB

(32) Hook'em Horns - DeAngelo Williams RB

(33) Team Cocktail - Knowshon Moreno RB

(34) Somewhere Sporting Wood - Reggie Wayne WR

(35) RSA Darkstars - DeSean Jackson WR

(36) Chattanooga Biscuits - Antonio Gates TE

(37) SW FL Bone Crushers - Dez Bryant WR

** (38) Devil Foosballers - Peyton Hillis RB

(39) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Jahvid Best RB

(40) Iron Lung - Dwayne Bowe WR

Round: 5

(41) Iron Lung - Mike Williams WR

(42) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Percy Harvin WR

** (43) Devil Foosballers - BenJarvus Green-Ellis RB

(44) SW FL Bone Crushers - Jeremy Maclin WR

(45) Chattanooga Biscuits - LeGarrette Blount RB

(46) RSA Darkstars - Marques Colston WR

(47) Somewhere Sporting Wood - Felix Jones RB

(48) Team Cocktail - Jason Witten TE

(49) Hook'em Horns - Matt Schaub QB

(50) Team Knotty - Shonn Greene RB

Round: 6

(51) Team Knotty - Jermichael Finley TE

(52) Hook'em Horns - Dallas Clark TE

(53) Team Cocktail - Ryan Mathews RB

(54) Somewhere Sporting Wood - Santonio Holmes WR

(55) RSA Darkstars - Beanie Wells RB

(56) Chattanooga Biscuits - Brandon Lloyd WR

(57) SW FL Bone Crushers - Josh Freeman QB

** (58) Devil Foosballers - Steve Johnson WR

(59) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Cedric Benson RB

(60) Iron Lung - Mark Ingram RB

Round: 7

(61) Iron Lung - Marshawn Lynch RB

(62) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Matt Ryan QB

** (63) Devil Foosballers - Marcedes Lewis TE

(64) SW FL Bone Crushers - Jonathan Stewart RB

(65) Chattanooga Biscuits - Wes Welker WR

(66) RSA Darkstars - Vernon Davis TE

(67) Somewhere Sporting Wood - Kenny Britt WR

(68) Team Cocktail - Mario Manningham WR

(69) Hook'em Horns - Fred Jackson RB

(70) Team Knotty - Mike Tolbert RB

Round: 8

(71) Team Knotty - Anquan Boldin WR

(72) Hook'em Horns - Santana Moss WR

(73) Team Cocktail - Eli Manning QB

(74) Somewhere Sporting Wood - Owen Daniels TE

(75) RSA Darkstars - Mike Thomas WR

(76) Chattanooga Biscuits - Steelers D/ST D/ST

(77) SW FL Bone Crushers - Brandon Marshall WR

** (78) Devil Foosballers - Packers D/ST D/ST

(79) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Tim Hightower RB

(80) Iron Lung - Joseph Addai RB

Round: 9

(81) Iron Lung - Sidney Rice WR

(82) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Jimmy Graham TE

** (83) Devil Foosballers - Joe Flacco QB

(84) SW FL Bone Crushers - Ryan Grant RB

(85) Chattanooga Biscuits - Austin Collie WR

(86) RSA Darkstars - Brandon Jacobs RB

(87) Somewhere Sporting Wood - Pierre Garcon WR

(88) Team Cocktail - Jets D/ST D/ST

(89) Hook'em Horns - A.J. Green WR

(90) Team Knotty - Eagles D/ST D/ST

Round: 10

(91) Team Knotty - Ryan Torain RB

(92) Hook'em Horns - Reggie Bush RB

(93) Team Cocktail - Daniel Thomas RB

(94) Somewhere Sporting Wood - Patriots D/ST D/ST

(95) RSA Darkstars - Falcons D/ST D/ST

(96) Chattanooga Biscuits - Jay Cutler QB

(97) SW FL Bone Crushers - James Starks RB

** (98) Devil Foosballers - Chad Ochocinco WR

(99) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Sam Bradford QB

(100) Iron Lung - Julio Jones WR

Round: 11

(101) Iron Lung - Matthew Stafford QB

(102) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Malcom Floyd WR

** (103) Devil Foosballers - Lance Moore WR

(104) SW FL Bone Crushers - Pierre Thomas RB

(105) Chattanooga Biscuits - Nate Kaeding K

(106) RSA Darkstars - Kevin Kolb QB

(107) Somewhere Sporting Wood - Neil Rackers K

(108) Team Cocktail - Lee Evans WR

(109) Hook'em Horns - Greg Little WR

(110) Team Knotty - Plaxico Burress WR

Round: 12

(111) Team Knotty - Matt Cassel QB

(112) Hook'em Horns - Rob Gronkowski TE

(113) Team Cocktail - Roy Williams WR

(114) Somewhere Sporting Wood - Danny Woodhead RB

(115) RSA Darkstars - Jordy Nelson WR

(116) Chattanooga Biscuits - Steve Smith WR

(117) SW FL Bone Crushers - Johnny Knox WR

** (118) Devil Foosballers - Kellen Winslow TE

(119) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Michael Bush RB

(120) Iron Lung - Willis McGahee RB

Round: 13

(121) Iron Lung - Brandon Pettigrew TE

(122) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Greg Olsen TE

** (123) Devil Foosballers - Stephen Gostkowski K

(124) SW FL Bone Crushers - Zach Miller TE

(125) Chattanooga Biscuits - Jared Cook TE

(126) RSA Darkstars - Alex Henery K

(127) Somewhere Sporting Wood - Deion Branch WR

(128) Team Cocktail - Rob Bironas K

(129) Hook'em Horns - Ravens D/ST D/ST

(130) Team Knotty - C.J. Spiller RB

Round: 14

(131) Team Knotty - Sebastian Janikowski K

(132) Hook'em Horns - Kyle Orton QB

(133) Team Cocktail - LaDainian Tomlinson RB

(134) Somewhere Sporting Wood - Ricky Williams RB

(135) RSA Darkstars - Isaac Redman RB

(136) Chattanooga Biscuits - Bears D/ST D/ST

(137) SW FL Bone Crushers - Saints D/ST D/ST

** (138) Devil Foosballers - Thomas Jones RB

(139) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Browns D/ST D/ST

(140) Iron Lung - Chargers D/ST D/ST

Round: 15

(141) Iron Lung - Garrett Hartley K

(142) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Josh Brown K

** (143) Devil Foosballers - James Jones WR

(144) SW FL Bone Crushers - Billy Cundiff K

(145) Chattanooga Biscuits - Robbie Gould K

(146) RSA Darkstars - Robert Meachem WR

(147) Somewhere Sporting Wood - Tony Gonzalez TE

(148) Team Cocktail - Darren Sproles RB

(149) Hook'em Horns - Mason Crosby K

(150) Team Knotty - Ben Tate RB

I wonder by how many points I will beat Brent.

On paper, I think my league two team is better than the league one team, though I like my league one team better.

I don't care about anything except that I have DeSean Jackson. I would tell Philly to pay the man his money but they gave it all to someone else.

-13, Jeff

Looks like taking CJ with the 9th pick might turn out being worth the gamble.

I had also missed Shelly's last pick. That could be pretty nice when Brent's First Round pick has his leg explode when he tries to play.

Edited September 1, 201114 yr by VPI

Fuck! CJ was my #1 RB if he wasn't holding out. Now I wish I spent that Vick pick on him.

I couldn't believe it as he just kept creeping down to me. I thought for sure the draftbots would have given him to someone before the 9th pick.

I picked my team on a fresh dose of morphine. Who was my first round draft again?

(BTW, I was on the road when the draft started... luckily I brought my Chromebook with built-in VZW 3G. I probably used most of my month's allowance on the draft, but whatever. I was able to sign in with about 41 seconds left in my first pick.)

When do I play you first, Jeff? I can't wait.

**BRENT**

My 1st game is vs. Jeff. I have no idea looking at the matchup what's likely to happen, I'd bet someone will win and someone else will lose.

Looks like taking CJ with the 9th pick might turn out being worth the gamble.

I had also missed Shelly's last pick. That could be pretty nice when Brent's First Round pick has his leg explode when he tries to play.

I also picked him up today in league #1 (for after the explosion). Damn Foster.

Somehow (surely my own fault) I autodrafted a second kicker who happens to be one of the top 5 kickers available. I have no use for a reserve kicker so if you'd like to improve at that position I'll listen to offers.

I just do not think I could live with myself after trading for a kicker.