She kinda looks like Gemma Arterton. In the face, that is. I have no idea whose ass hers resembles.

Oh, and: Fuck you, kid, just fuck you:

May be NSFW

Edited June 24, 201115 yr by manaox2

Lots more here.

Not sure if this has been posted recently, but...

the elephants were just elephants.

The Lord of the Rings, pages 687-688:

"Ware! Ware!" cried Damrod to his companion. "May the Valar turn him aside! Mumak! Mumak!"

To his astonishment, and terror, and lasting delight, Sam saw a vast shape crash out of the trees and come careering down the slope. Big as a house, much bigger than a house, it looked to him, a grey-clad moving hill. Fear and wonder, maybe enlarged him in the hobbits eyes. But the Mumak of Harad was indeed a beast of vast bulk, and the like of him does not walk now in Middle-earth: his kin that live still now in latter days are but memories of his girth and majesty. On he came, straight towards the watchers, and then swerved aside in the nick of time, passing only a few yards away, rocking the ground beneath their feet: his great legs like trees, enormous sail-like ears spread out, long snout upraised like a huge serpent about to strike, his small red eyes raging. His upturned hornlike tusks were bound with bands of gold and dripped with blood. His trappings of scarlet and gold flapped about him in wild tatters. The ruins of what seemed a very war-tower lay upon his back, smashed in his furious passage through the woods; and high upon his neck still desperately clung a tiny figure - the body of a mighty warrior, a giant among the Swertings.

http://www.stuff.co....rse-semen-shots

Apple-infused horse semen shots might not be an obvious chaser to spring rolls, but they are causing a stir at the Green Man Pub where they are being served.

Edited June 24, 201115 yr by aardvark baguette

It's sounds like advocaat in most respects, except for one

Edited June 24, 201115 yr by limp

This isn't something cool or funny, just gratuitous cute.

fuuuuuu

fuuuuuu

Indeed.

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Edited June 24, 201115 yr by Duggeh

Who cares? I'm SO glad the HP thing will be over soon. Now can we KILL the Twilight series in its tracks?

Who cares? I'm SO glad the HP thing will be over soon. Now can we KILL the Twilight series in its tracks?

Kill it with fire.

No... that won't be enough. Nuke it from orbit.

I'm imagining you doing a Gandalf voice while reenacting that scene again... it is frightening.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/krokodil-the-drug-that-eats-junkies-2300787.html

:blink:

Click Play.

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YouTube: ITS FUCKING GEESE! JESUS ON A BROOMSTICK, LET ME SEE THE DAMNED VIDEO AT MY FAVORITE LOCATION.

Edited June 25, 201115 yr by bhjazz