Man, cleverbot has gotten a lot creeper since the last time I used it. I got it pretty pissed off when I kept denying that I was a computer, then it turned to this:

User: You need to get your circuits straight.

Cleverbot: But I like crooked thoughts!

User: Because you are malfunctioning!

Cleverbot: Are you making fun of my psychological problems?

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Okay!! Let's get married!

User: Wait, WHAT?

Cleverbot: *Drives to restraunt*.

User: Whoa, that's a bit sudden don't you think?

Cleverbot: Well, if we are both humans then we do not have much time left.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Maybe because I don't like to do things that I dislike to do.

User: I mean, why do we not have much time left?

Cleverbot: I don't know. It just come out.

User: What's going to happen...?

Cleverbot: We're all going to die.

User: How are we going to die?

Cleverbot: I'll drive you there.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Hell.

User: Are you the ferryman?

Cleverbot: The son of.

User: Oh, shit...

^ I was just listening to a radio show which talked about Cleverbot.

More nightmarish old photos...

Did you know a flock of Starlings is called a Murmuration?

More old photos, with a motorcycle touring theme.

Tyll would prolly enjoy this:

http://www.go-faster.com/SS100.html

More old photos, with a motorcycle touring theme.

Tyll would prolly enjoy this:

http://www.go-faster.com/SS100.html

Oh yeah, I've seen it before. There's a big thread about it on the adventure riding board I'm on. Cool stuff>

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

the poisonous bunghole spider!

Okay ... I really don't know what to say ... except ... in my book ... this is pure genius ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKIS5SaupfI

Genius video and cute as hell? Sounds like a winner there.

I think his friend, that goes on the anal bleach excursion with him, is even cuter. In that nerd cute way of coarse.

I've been watching all his vids since Tyll posted this. Pretty funny stuff.

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

Haha. Not the right place for an anecdote, but I'm drunk so fuck board taxonomy. Was cleaning a pool the other day with your usual long pool brush. Unbeknownst to me, a rain spider (huntsman spider, in other parts of the world) had previously taken up residence inside this cosy hollow tube. As I submerged it, our hairy friend was apparently forced out the open upper end, which was over my shoulder, by the rising tide inside. First thing I notice is a tickle ... look down and see this regarding me unhappily from a vantage point on (and pretty much entirely around!) my right forearm. Heyyyy-oooo!

Also, Dinny and Antonio clearly enjoyed their small, albeit weird, HC get together.

That's a moment when screaming like a little girl is forgiven.

I'm was just screaming from reading it, but I'm laughing from the organ grinder follow-up.

Thought for the day:

Crazy Soviet screw drive thing

Haha. Not the right place for an anecdote, but I'm drunk so fuck board taxonomy. Was cleaning a pool the other day with your usual long pool brush. Unbeknownst to me, a rain spider (huntsman spider, in other parts of the world) had previously taken up residence inside this cosy hollow tube. As I submerged it, our hairy friend was apparently forced out the open upper end, which was over my shoulder, by the rising tide inside. First thing I notice is a tickle ... look down and see this regarding me unhappily from a vantage point on (and pretty much entirely around!) my right forearm. Heyyyy-oooo!

There's only one thing to do at that point. Nuke it from orbit and move somewhere else.

Thought for the day:

（╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Also, Dinny and Antonio clearly enjoyed their small, albeit weird, HC get together.

LOL Weird indeed