Fitz Posted November 5, 2011 Report Share Posted November 5, 2011 Man, cleverbot has gotten a lot creeper since the last time I used it. I got it pretty pissed off when I kept denying that I was a computer, then it turned to this: User: You need to get your circuits straight. Cleverbot: But I like crooked thoughts! User: Because you are malfunctioning! Cleverbot: Are you making fun of my psychological problems? User: Yes, I am. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: Of course. Cleverbot: Okay!! Let's get married! User: Wait, WHAT? Cleverbot: *Drives to restraunt*. User: Whoa, that's a bit sudden don't you think? Cleverbot: Well, if we are both humans then we do not have much time left. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Maybe because I don't like to do things that I dislike to do. User: I mean, why do we not have much time left? Cleverbot: I don't know. It just come out. User: What's going to happen...? Cleverbot: We're all going to die. User: How are we going to die? Cleverbot: I'll drive you there. User: Where? Cleverbot: Hell. User: Are you the ferryman? Cleverbot: The son of. User: Oh, shit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt Peanuts Posted November 5, 2011 Report Share Posted November 5, 2011 ^ I was just listening to a radio show which talked about Cleverbot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhjazz Posted November 5, 2011 Report Share Posted November 5, 2011 More nightmarish old photos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyll Hertsens Posted November 5, 2011 Report Share Posted November 5, 2011 Did you know a flock of Starlings is called a Murmuration? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livewire Posted November 5, 2011 Report Share Posted November 5, 2011 More old photos, with a motorcycle touring theme. Tyll would prolly enjoy this: http://www.go-faster.com/SS100.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tyll Hertsens Posted November 5, 2011 Report Share Posted November 5, 2011 More old photos, with a motorcycle touring theme. Tyll would prolly enjoy this: http://www.go-faster.com/SS100.html Oh yeah, I've seen it before. There's a big thread about it on the adventure riding board I'm on. Cool stuff> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fitz Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grawk Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 the poisonous bunghole spider! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyll Hertsens Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 Okay ... I really don't know what to say ... except ... in my book ... this is pure genius ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKIS5SaupfI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitz Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 Genius video and cute as hell? Sounds like a winner there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swt61 Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 I think his friend, that goes on the anal bleach excursion with him, is even cuter. In that nerd cute way of coarse. I've been watching all his vids since Tyll posted this. Pretty funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopstretch Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE Haha. Not the right place for an anecdote, but I'm drunk so fuck board taxonomy. Was cleaning a pool the other day with your usual long pool brush. Unbeknownst to me, a rain spider (huntsman spider, in other parts of the world) had previously taken up residence inside this cosy hollow tube. As I submerged it, our hairy friend was apparently forced out the open upper end, which was over my shoulder, by the rising tide inside. First thing I notice is a tickle ... look down and see this regarding me unhappily from a vantage point on (and pretty much entirely around!) my right forearm. Heyyyy-oooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopstretch Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 Also, Dinny and Antonio clearly enjoyed their small, albeit weird, HC get together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swt61 Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 That's a moment when screaming like a little girl is forgiven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltron Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 I'm was just screaming from reading it, but I'm laughing from the organ grinder follow-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tyll Hertsens Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 Thought for the day: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger945 Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 Crazy Soviet screw drive thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitz Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 Haha. Not the right place for an anecdote, but I'm drunk so fuck board taxonomy. Was cleaning a pool the other day with your usual long pool brush. Unbeknownst to me, a rain spider (huntsman spider, in other parts of the world) had previously taken up residence inside this cosy hollow tube. As I submerged it, our hairy friend was apparently forced out the open upper end, which was over my shoulder, by the rising tide inside. First thing I notice is a tickle ... look down and see this regarding me unhappily from a vantage point on (and pretty much entirely around!) my right forearm. Heyyyy-oooo! There's only one thing to do at that point. Nuke it from orbit and move somewhere else. Thought for the day: （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpedo Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 Also, Dinny and Antonio clearly enjoyed their small, albeit weird, HC get together. LOL Weird indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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