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Being in the software industry and with most of our customers being developers we don't run into that many stupid customers but man today I think we found a nominee for retard of the year. We recieved an email from a customer that was having problems placing an order on our website, the first thing I do is check the credit card processing log to see if the card was rejected. Low and behold it was but the funny part is that he tried to place the order 14 times with the following in the "card holder name" field: platinum Pplatinum Mastercard Master card platinum :laugh:

Your Mamma is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu. Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet. Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings Yo momma's so fat She could sell shade. Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl. Your momma's so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.

Let us all know. It's important. If your a chick (all 1 of you I think) you may pick cetoole's mom as a default response. lets go!

someone at work took the charger and the mini dock of my iaudio x5 while i was away just for a few minutes. its costs like 20 bucks to replace them.

Great article about how the 2004 election was stolen. http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/10432334/was_the_2004_election_stolen/1 Read it before you start flaming.

Either I got fired or I?m incognito. Stealth mode baby! Now I gotta find me some dweebs to tell FUCK OFF! to. It?s liberating, sort of like Free-Balling.

How long til Jahn replies to every topic on headcase?

Well while browsing I got confirmation of the cancellation of two of the few shows that I liked. I really liked Surface and it is definitely gone. Invasion is also history. Invasion started slower but in the end I was caught up in it. I also looked at the announced new shows, and not one looks like I?d find it interesting. Shows that I will watch if I get a chance. How I Met Your Mother ? The only comedy that I currently watch. Neil Patrick Harris is fantastic as Barney. Law and order C.I. Lost Smallville On pay TV. It's cheaper to not subscribe and buy the DVD's when they are released. Weeds Deadwood I can?t remember TV ever being this crappy, ever.

Hey, I sort of got donated a hp pavillion flat panel (actually I had to buy the AC adapter, but still not bad). I want to use this as a tv in my bedroom @ parents house... I rather use it as a dedicated TV since I already have another 2 flat panels on my machine... I've been trying to research these units and can't find any real info/reviews. I got some decent info on this viewsonic unit http://cgi.ebay.com/Viewsonic-NextVision-N5-TV-Tuner-FOR-ANY-LCD-MONITOR_W0QQitemZ8814322618QQcategoryZ99228QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem anyone familiar with this viewsonic nextvision n5, or n4 ?? Or units similar in functionality??? I rather not flip a 100 bux for…

http://www.glumbert.com/media/ukulele.html LOL its all him!

I opened my mail today and was shocked to find a letter from a debt collection agency (Wyse Financial Services, Inc.), demanding over $3000 in debt from a company called 'NCO Financial Systems' (never heard of them...). As someone who has no debts (I don't even use the 'credit' on my credit cards), it was clearly fraudulent, not on the part of the collection agency who on further investigation are legitimate, however on the part of the company/person demanding the debt, or someone attempting to use my name for identity fraud. Furthermore, my name was incorrectly spelled, and the apartment number was completely wrong (not even close to correct). I have obviously taken t…

Believe it or not, there are other hobbies more insane than this one. Microphones, for example -- there are people who collect microphones. This one, for example, is, offhand, the most expensive one I could find in a readily available catalog -- which means there are easily more expensive ones that aren't in the catalog: What else you got?

Has anyone tried the new vibrating "Anal-logue Bass Frequency Butt Plug", by chance. Impressions on it would be nice to hear.

who's graduating college? don't we rule? I'm gonna be 26 this summer... bout FUCKING time. It's pouring rain, and my stupid graduation outfit is gonna get all wet... what to do hmph.

Oh yeah. Douche Doodily Duectch.

I guess it's what you'd expect from an organization with that name, but these videos are a blast.

I am told that such a board exists, but I have no access? Why?

Funniest video that I?ve seen in a while. http://www.dorks.com/html/Orangutan-and-Cat.html

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/05/11/nsa.phonerecords.ap/index.html i mean i always knew it was true but we really live in a brave new world and their is no apology over that, is there? Aint it scary.. i mean, persistant storage has been cheap for awhile, and low fidelity records are cheap space wise. so why not... it was possible even back in the late 90's

So i have this 300mhz old cryomagnet that i can't give away, and otherwise really don't know what to do with it. So i've turned the bottom of it into a bird bath. here is the bird bath, on its way home today http://gilmore.chem.northwestern.edu/magnet1.jpg the space blanket that wrapped the insides http://gilmore.chem.northwestern.edu/magnet2.jpg and because i just can't help myself the 3 dewars still together http://gilmore.chem.northwestern.edu/magnet3.jpg on their way apart http://gilmore.chem.northwestern.edu/magnet4.jpg some extraneous parts http://gilmore.chem.northwestern.edu/magnet5.jpg will post a picture later once i get it home

In case you guys missed it, here's an interesting interview/breakdown of the case. Video is priceless.

As scandal after scandal is revealed, and the current government passes law after law basically dismantling the great society, tax cuts where75% of the cuts go to the richest 1% of the population, tax cuts when the deficit is at unparalleled levels, Soldiers dying for no known reason, I can?t help but wonder where is the Fucking OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!! >

Here are some blasts from the past proving i'm more nuts than the rest of you. Circa 1976 to 1977, my first and only apartment, before i decided i needed several thousand square feet to be happy. Notes: The panels are magnaplaner tympanii 1's The tripple stack are 3 pairs of quad esl 63's with the levinson supertweeters The two turntables are thorens td125's with rabco arms The other turntable is a b&o 4000 with a specially fitted arm to take any cart. Stax electrostatic phono cart Original Ma Bell speaker phone First sony color projector and "portable" color camera Betamax 1 Revox A77 mark 4 (i think) At one time with both sets of speakers at the same t…

If you ever wondered how those Nigerian email scams go down read this [New Yorker]

http://www.audioasylum.com/scripts/t.pl?f=whine&m=8557 Analogcorner is Michael Fremer, aka the worst reviewer ever. That thread is hilarious!