I'm pretty positive Crappy's either here as a performance art piece, some kind of bizarre elaborate troll, or because he needs an outlet where he can reveal his true self without the people he interacts with in real life knowing his tendencies. Plus a place to sell his overpriced cameras and computers.
I enjoyed it. I put tumeric in the rice, and american saffron, thyme, paprika, and parsley in the paella. The kids apparently liked it too, as I didn't have any leftover.
I did 12ish miles on the Cannondale today, after getting it set up with the Centaur 10sp triple group. Unfortunately, the chain broke at the bottom of my final climb, but I think it was a decent ride otherwise. I think I like it as much as the calfee.