Found these on the train tonight, I noticed an FYE bag on the side of the window and seat as I went to get up. Nobody else was on the train when I got off at the last stop and nobody was at the station either so I took them.

Can anyone tell me if these are real? Or fake? They seem real to me I don't know how to tell the difference between fakes.

Pictures:

Front of box:

Back of box:

Beats Stuff 1:

Beats stuff 2:

What do you mean are they real? Define real. Why did you not give it to lost and found? What if it were a bomb? What if you opened the box and a snake came out? What if it bit you? Would that be real?

It is hard to imagine how much worse a fake beats could sound than the real thing.... none more bad

Great retardation, why would you steal Beatses?

Didn't Tyll recently measure a Beats knockoff that actually measured and sounded decent?

Major feline win.

So would knock-offs of Beats be called Beat-offs?

Yes.

And seconds would be called Off Beats.

Dre's signature looks like two breasts with milk squirting out.

What do you mean are they real? Define real. Why did you not give it to lost and found? What if it were a bomb? What if you opened the box and a snake came out? What if it bit you? Would that be real?

Hmmm....Snakes On A Train.......

What do you mean are they real? Define real. Why did you not give it to lost and found? What if it were a bomb? What if you opened the box and a snake came out? What if it bit you? Would that be real?

Good point. What if they unplugged you from the matrix? What exactly IS real? Dr. Dre isn't real. Beats by Andre Young, now THAT would be real!

Hmmm....Snakes On A Train.......

That, unfortunately, is a real movie I had the misfortune of watching when the plane movie came out. It was bad. Really bad. But a must see!

Are you in the Olympics?

Dre's signature looks like two breasts with milk squirting out.

Now I'll be reminded of this every time I see boobies.

What exactly is Dre's doctorate in?

Milking.

So you're the one who stole my fucking Beats! Scum bag! Don't worry, man, karma's a bitch! You're on the naughty list.

Edited August 9, 201213 yr by Wmcmanus

So you're the one who stole my fucking Beats! Scum bag! Don't worry, man, karma's a bitch! You're on the naughty list.

This marks the first time in recorded history that Wayne has unleashed a set of headphones from his ownership.

Willingly or otherwise.