Such a good episode

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I actually voted for Joe Walsh (The Musician).

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Attached is a letter from counsel for musician Joe Walsh to political candidate Joe Walsh. Funny but so incredibly condescending it's almost painful.

And here's the response

Joe Walsh for Congress | 8th Congressional District Illinois WALSH VS WALSH, II - The Candidate Defends the Tea Party Movement

And here's the response

Joe Walsh for Congress | 8th Congressional District Illinois WALSH VS WALSH, II - The Candidate Defends the Tea Party Movement

Oh my god, Joe Walsh (the Candidate who wants to Tea Bag Sarah Palin in the most Conservative way) is an even bigger douche than the lawyer.

Internet Archive: Free Download: Sound And The Story

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Oh my god, Joe Walsh (the Candidate who wants to Tea Bag Sarah Palin in the most Conservative way) is an even bigger douche than the lawyer.

Joe Walsh the candidate sure is a d-bag. He actually had the makings of a pretty decent response if he didn't let his tea bag craziness take over. I love the first letter by the way.

This one is for Spritzer (Pearls Before Swine cartoon)

Joe Walsh the candidate sure is a d-bag. He actually had the makings of a pretty decent response if he didn't let his tea bag craziness take over. I love the first letter by the way.

I didn't like the name dropping and abusing of the freedom word. If you disagree with that, maybe you disagree with freedom.

I'm thinking it's all just a pr stunt.

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Is it so wrong that I find your comment at the end of each post every bit as entertaining as the pictures?

Is it so wrong that I find your comment at the end of each post every bit as entertaining as the pictures?

I actually pay more attention to those than the actual pictures.

I actually pay more attention to those than the actual pictures.

x3!

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This is a Craigslist back and forth from DontEvenReply. Hilarious!

Original ad:

**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****

Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....

Offering: cash, items for barter

From Me to **********@***********.org:

Hey,

I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Here you go:

Looks like a normal spoon, right?

Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:

At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.

Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.

This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die.

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Is it so wrong that I find your comment at the end of each post every bit as entertaining as the pictures?

No, it's not. Knuckledragger is teh awsum.