Okay Wayne, you have some 'splainin' to do.

There are old bikes at a couple of the dive sites in Cayman, which I've tried to ride, but never as successfully as that guy is doing, and never in a Santa suit. It's pretty tricky. All comes down to getting your breathing right to keep from floating up or sinking down, and then using your leg muscles to keep squared from left to right. I kept falling off.

That's pretty funny how the front girl's arm looks like a naked body for the girl in back.

I thought that was the whole point of the post...

Probably heard about Vicki's new hobby, and wanted to avoid it.

LOL

LOL

I just love the fact that somebody stopped and took a picture instead of helping the cat.

That is obscene.

They used a ZUNE.

Also, you can't get true stereo imaging with the speakers so close together.

Lot of space between speakers = good.

Lot of space between boobs = bad.

Also, you can't get true stereo imaging with the speakers so close together.

Lot of space between speakers = good.

Lot of space between boobs = bad.

Not really, everything has to have its right distance

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Sadly, too considered to be real. No way someone would put thru the window with a printer (not no power or USB cord connected) rather than use the door.

http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Effervescent-Bacon-Drink-Tablets.html

If you drop one of these magic tablets into a glass of water it will instantly begin to dissolve, creating a cascade of bubbles that will infuse the water with a delicious bacon flavor.

So which cocktails would this work well with?

None, Grahame, the answer is none.

At least some people dare to dream!

Bacon-Infused Old Fashioned From Don Lee of PDT -- New York Magazine In Season Recipe

More bacon cocktails.... Yes! | Daily Dish | Los Angeles Times

Porky swigs: Bars stirring up bacon cocktails - RedEye

Bacon Cocktail, Bacon, Double Down Saloon, PDT, Bacon Martini, Chocolate Bacon Martini. Benton's Old Fashioned | Endless Simmer

Bacon + Bourbon: The Next Big Thing? - Houston Restaurants and Dining - Eating Our Words

A bacon martini - Slashfood

Some people dream big!

I had a wonderful dream! A dream of a cocktail of meat! Specifically, a full English fried breakfast served in a cocktail glass made of bacon. Once in every lifetime true revelation strikes a man, and this was my moment of total clarity! This was my chance to make a mark on history! To ACHIEVE A KIND OF IMMORTALITY THROUGH BACON! Clearly, I had to follow my dream and make this thing of great glory

Meatini - rathergood.com

HOORAYS! Here is the Meatini in its full glory! Complete with mushroom umbrella, sausage swizzle stick and cherry tomato cherry! It's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen!

I ate Chinese again -- my fortune cookie fortune said, "Find some release."

I was alone.

Also, you can't get true stereo imaging with the speakers so close together.

You're looking at it all wrong -- they're headphones.

Probably heard about Vicki's new hobby, and wanted to avoid it.

Ninja kitty?

Geccat!

I just love the fact that somebody stopped and took a picture instead of helping the cat.

Who said the cat needed help? Maybe it wanted to be up there. I know I'd want to be up there if the alternative was an ass-Brazilian.

I thought this bumper sticker was appropriate - I took this photo of the car in front of me at a stop light, but forgot about it:

One for Aardvark

Wait, where have I seen that before?

TSA Desktop Image Makes Joke of Cavity Searching Children