The Knuckledragger 3rd Memorial Slow Forum Post

[robm321]

[robm321]

[swt61]

On 7/13/2025 at 10:01 PM, mikeymad said:

 

 

This is a disgusting theft of my people's cultural traditions! We open the door just a little bit and you people start hijacking my proud people's heritage! What's next? Double headed dildos adapted as toys for your children? Nipple rings and Prince Alberts at the mall kiosk? You people have been raping our customs far too long, without even fully understanding what my people went through to carve out these beautiful and affirming ceremonies. 

Shame on you! How can you possibly understand the delicate nuances of these traditions?

Oh sure, your high school dances almost always consist of some bone head sports star wrapped in a Black rubber gimp suit, complete with zippers at the mouth hole and bung hole, but do you really understand the proud history of such attire?

You're making a mockery of our way of life!

Do we walk around in your traditional straight garb of jean shorts, wife beater tanks, sandles and Black socks?

No, we don't! We understand that these traditions don't belong to us. Not to mention we're far too fabulous to stoop so low.

I'll end with one final insult to my culture...

Never, ever ever should fish be within 100 feet of a glory hole! OMG!

Edited yesterday at 10:43 AM by swt61

[swt61]

On 7/26/2025 at 7:18 PM, guzziguy said:

Saw this in a local parking lot.  The first thing that came into my mind was "at least it looks a little better".

See! Here you fuckers go again! You find an object so hideous that even straight people can't stand to look at it, then you decide "oh, let's paint a rainbow on it and make it homo-chic."

Even rainbows and fairy dust have their limits! Stop misusing my culture!

[guzziguy]

8 hours ago, swt61 said:

See! Here you fuckers go again! You find an object so hideous that even straight people can't stand to look at it, then you decide "oh, let's paint a rainbow on it and make it homo-chic."

Even rainbows and fairy dust have their limits! Stop misusing my culture!

Maybe the owner is a Log Cabin Republican? 

[swt61]

All kidding aside, even rainbows can't do anything for that fuggly truck. It looks like an ice maker at Motel 6.

"We'll leave the stank on for ya."

[Knuckledragger]

This is going to be fairly long walk (and a puerile one at that), without much point.  Okay, maybe two points.  Also, I'm not suggesting anyone actually watch any of these videos, other than to maybe skip around a bit.  Remember Rebecca Black and her big vinral song "Friday" from 2011?

Do not press play.  You entire day will go better if you don't.

The internet hated it, but gave it tens of millions of views (175M as of this writing.)  Poor Rebecca was 14 at the time and not ready for the vitriol of the entire internet.  She handled the whole situation far better than most, I think.  Eight years later, BuzzFeed (bless their hearts) did a video on her as part of their "I became a meme" series:

I actually did watch this when it came out.  I don't remember much, except that Rebecca seemed pretty well adjusted.

This is the Boiler Room.  At one point the "premiere underground" broadcaster of electronic music.  There was a time when they were THE hit thing and nearly every famous DJ wanted and in many cases did play on there.  Their rise paralleled Rebecca Black chronologically.  Even in they heyday, I had my suspicions.  I have always viewed the world's most famous DJs with at best a significant reservations (Richie Hawtin) and at worst, unimaginable and unending scorn (David Guetta).  Well, now how the mighty have fallen:

This is the only video in this entire post I actually encourage anyone to watch.  It's a pretty good synopsis of what made the Boiler Room good (if it ever was) and what a wretched corporatized state it exists in now.  TIL (or, strictly speaking, YIL) Rebecca Black did a Boiler Room set last year.  The whole thing missed me when it happened.

I skipped around and it's weirdly fast vocal driven EDM and dear GOD am I not on the same page a club music this ...last 15 years.  What I took away from this video is that Rebecca Black is now a fully grown woman in her late 20s and she has huge ...tracts of land.  Of course [NSFW] there is a subreddit dedicated to her girl Fridays, which was the top result when I searched redderp for stuff on her Boiler Room set.

[mikeymad]

take that AI... 

 

[Grahame]

On 8/29/2025 at 11:27 AM, swt61 said:

See! Here you fuckers go again! You find an object so hideous that even straight people can't stand to look at it, then you decide "oh, let's paint a rainbow on it and make it homo-chic."

Even rainbows and fairy dust have their limits! Stop misusing my culture!

What about the Greeks, who seems have invented a lot of things. 

I asked, by the medium of mime, and the shopkeeper said, 

" For you my friend, special price, 

The "Mr. Steve" very special, not on display so as not to frighten the children"

 

[swt61]

Hey, hey. The Greeks led the way.

The were the first to find the "back door".

[swt61]

11 hours ago, mikeymad said:

take that AI... 

 

Good god, they're gonna bruise that banana!

[mikeymad]