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Star Wars: Almost right, Jedi should be a bit lower.

Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom should be lower, Last Crusade should be higher.

Matrix: All of them should be lower.

Star Trek: 1,3 lower; 2 higher!

Superman: Don't care.

Jurassic Park: Ditto.

X-Men: See above.

Spiderman: One should be a lot higher, Three wasn't that bad.

LotR: All three should be shorter (get it?)

Mad Max: No opinion.

Jaws: One should be lower, never saw 2 or 3.

BttF: One should be lower, it wasn't that good.

Die Hard: ALL should be lower, srsly WTF.

Blade: Never saw any of them.

PotA: Memory is unclear.

Godfather: All should be a tick lower.

Rocky: Meh. Don't care.

Terminator: WTF? One should be much higher, two should be lower. Didn't see 3.

Rambo: All should be a bit lower, but stay proportional.

Batman: That's the old series? One should be higher.

Alien: Two should be higher. :)

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Star Wars: 3d should be a bit lower.

Indiana Jones: Temple should be lower, Crusade should be higher. Temple wasn't even remotely as bad as the 4th abomination of a movie, however.

Matrix: spot-on. 1st was great, idiotic premise and all, 2d sucked, 3d was unwatchable.

Star Trek: 1 and 3 were cheesy and horrible and should be a lot lower. 2 was very good though.

LoTR: Peter Jackson is a talentless hack using every cliche in the book to make himself look good. Soulless, empty, endlessly disappointing movies. I'm so glad he's not making The Hobbit. I would love to see Alfonso Cuaron do it, but Del Toro should be pretty good too.

Alien: Alien 1 was better than Aliens. For that matter, Pitch Black was better than Aliens. However, Aliens is still very good IMO. Alien 3 was underrated, but not on the same level.

Die Hard: 2 should be a lot lower and called Die Heartbeat, like Jeremy Clarkson suggested.

Jaws: About right, original a timeless classic, sequels pointless hacks.

X-Men: about right too.

Jurassic Park: 1 should be higher, 2 and 3 lower.

Back to the Future: Sequels were kinda meh. Nothing special. I loved the original though.

Godfather: spot-on.

Don't much care for anything else on there.

Speaking of sequels/series, I actually am a pretty big fan of the Harry Potter movies. Or rather, the first 3 movies. Mike Newell is a very good director but is a very bad fit stylistically for the series, so 4 was a near miss for me. As for the 5th movie... *retch* sure it's not a good book to source it on, but hey, Columbus managed to pull out movie #2, and that book was even worse. #5 was completely empty, grey, soulless, talentless, just a total waste of time and money (though final showdown scene was more-or-less OK). Cuaron's film though was a masterpiece, and the first 2, while not quite up there, were also great.

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