This thread makes me very very angry! I can't believe you all think this is funny..........

What am I going to do with all the really really nice wine I have stored in my lockers? I can't possibly drink it all up in 3 2 days. OK, winefest So Cal officially begins now, leaving the office and hitting the locker on the way to my bunker.

Anyone know what wine goes best with the raptures?

Edited May 20, 201115 yr by Augsburger

Maybe Sin Zin?

The end of the world is tomorrow? Crap, why didn't anyone tell me?

Ok I'm off to get as drunk as possible and have as much unprotected relations with as many willing partners as possible!

I'm supposed to play golf tomorrow afternoon. Since it's my first game of the season, I might welcome rapture with open arms after a few holes.

Edited May 20, 201115 yr by GPH

I feel really bad about this, but not that bad that I'm not still going to do it -- I'm going to call my religious friends next week, "...oh, just checking in, wanted to see if you were still around..."

I feel really bad about this, but not that bad that I'm not still going to do it -- I'm going to call my religious friends next week, "...oh, just checking in, wanted to see if you were still around..."

I feel really bad about this, but not that bad that I'm not still going to do it -- I'm going to call my religious friends next week, "...oh, just checking in, wanted to see if you were still around..."

dont paint all christians with the family radionutjob brush

Agreed -- I have a feeling they think even more lowly of him (them? the family radio people) for the whole "giving us a bad name" thing.

I'm still here. It burns! It burns!

dont paint all christians with the family radionutjob brush

Agreed, though what about the 20% (lowest number I've seen) who expect, and welcome, similar events during their lifetime?

I'm still here. It burns! It burns!

6PM! Course maybe it started in Bangkok.

Edited May 21, 201115 yr by blessingx

I'd say it's one thing to expect the rapture to happen on X date at Y time vs "holy shit things are fucked up, it wouldn't surprise me if God decided to hit the reset button"

Well I'm still here, twiddling my thumbs. Just as I suspected, the homos weren't invited.

I guess hell isn't all that bad, except Jerry Falwell won't shut the fuck up.

still not time, patience stevie.

See, they even changed our clocks to trick us. No respect for the 'mos!

Isn't the "E.N.D." also a Black Eyed Pees album? Oh well...

The Rapture Index is quiet (though I'm not sure if we should be focusing on famine, plagues or Liberalism).

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

Well I'm still here, twiddling my thumbs. Just as I suspected, the homos weren't invited.

I guess hell isn't all that bad, except Jerry Falwell won't shut the fuck up.

I'm pretty sure us Jews will be left behind as well. My question is whether HC is going to heaven or do we get to keep it here with us in hell.

Christ, I'm still here.

I don't have cable so missing most of the news. Which time zone is this?

I was hoping I would never have to see footage from Skyline ever again.

Damn, I've been duped. Charlie Sheens death probably isn't true either?

Funny, two Jehovah's Witness women just knocked on my door. Hmmm.

Happy Judgement Day!

If anyone has to go to Hell today, make sure you say hi to Ivan (the guy dressed in the devil outfit) for me. His ex-wife, Mabel, lives down to the street from me and is now married to Spike. She once told me that she's been married twice, and the two of them don't add up to half a man!

Here's Hell:

Here's a bit about Ivan (he's a Hell of a guy, despite what Mabel thinks): Where the hell are you from? Oh, that's a hell of a place!