Augsburger Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 (edited) This thread makes me very very angry! I can't believe you all think this is funny.......... What am I going to do with all the really really nice wine I have stored in my lockers? I can't possibly drink it all up in 3 2 days. OK, winefest So Cal officially begins now, leaving the office and hitting the locker on the way to my bunker. Anyone know what wine goes best with the raptures? Edited May 20, 2011 by Augsburger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blessingx Posted May 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Maybe Sin Zin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asr Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 The end of the world is tomorrow? Crap, why didn't anyone tell me? Ok I'm off to get as drunk as possible and have as much unprotected relations with as many willing partners as possible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltron Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GPH Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 (edited) I'm supposed to play golf tomorrow afternoon. Since it's my first game of the season, I might welcome rapture with open arms after a few holes. Edited May 20, 2011 by GPH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 I feel really bad about this, but not that bad that I'm not still going to do it -- I'm going to call my religious friends next week, "...oh, just checking in, wanted to see if you were still around..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augsburger Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 I feel really bad about this, but not that bad that I'm not still going to do it -- I'm going to call my religious friends next week, "...oh, just checking in, wanted to see if you were still around..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grawk Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 I feel really bad about this, but not that bad that I'm not still going to do it -- I'm going to call my religious friends next week, "...oh, just checking in, wanted to see if you were still around..." dont paint all christians with the family radionutjob brush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Agreed -- I have a feeling they think even more lowly of him (them? the family radio people) for the whole "giving us a bad name" thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monkey Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 I'm still here. It burns! It burns! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blessingx Posted May 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 (edited) dont paint all christians with the family radionutjob brush Agreed, though what about the 20% (lowest number I've seen) who expect, and welcome, similar events during their lifetime? I'm still here. It burns! It burns! 6PM! Course maybe it started in Bangkok. Edited May 21, 2011 by blessingx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grawk Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 I'd say it's one thing to expect the rapture to happen on X date at Y time vs "holy shit things are fucked up, it wouldn't surprise me if God decided to hit the reset button" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swt61 Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Well I'm still here, twiddling my thumbs. Just as I suspected, the homos weren't invited. I guess hell isn't all that bad, except Jerry Falwell won't shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grawk Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 still not time, patience stevie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swt61 Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 See, they even changed our clocks to trick us. No respect for the 'mos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synchro Belt Drive Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Isn't the "E.N.D." also a Black Eyed Pees album? Oh well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blessingx Posted May 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 The Rapture Index is quiet (though I'm not sure if we should be focusing on famine, plagues or Liberalism). http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyrion Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Well I'm still here, twiddling my thumbs. Just as I suspected, the homos weren't invited. I guess hell isn't all that bad, except Jerry Falwell won't shut the fuck up. I'm pretty sure us Jews will be left behind as well. My question is whether HC is going to heaven or do we get to keep it here with us in hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aardvark baguette Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Christ, I'm still here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blessingx Posted May 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 I don't have cable so missing most of the news. Which time zone is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepak Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 I was hoping I would never have to see footage from Skyline ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blessingx Posted May 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Damn, I've been duped. Charlie Sheens death probably isn't true either? Funny, two Jehovah's Witness women just knocked on my door. Hmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knuckledragger Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wmcmanus Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Happy Judgement Day! If anyone has to go to Hell today, make sure you say hi to Ivan (the guy dressed in the devil outfit) for me. His ex-wife, Mabel, lives down to the street from me and is now married to Spike. She once told me that she's been married twice, and the two of them don't add up to half a man! Here's Hell: Here's a bit about Ivan (he's a Hell of a guy, despite what Mabel thinks): Where the hell are you from? Oh, that's a hell of a place! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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