Since we're clearly beyond redemption, I prefer "plasma shaving". I also have a razor milled in the depths of space from the Bose-Einstein condensate. Traditional forms of matter offer an inferior shave.

I don't so much have a beard, as I have a wire brush that grows out of my face. To go from 2-3 day's stubble to clean shaven, I have to use two electrics and a razor. I loathe shaving. I used to grow a beard during the winter months. In the last few years my beard has gone very white, and I really don't like the look of it. I've been going gray since my mid-20s (quite common among dyslexics) and that doesn't bother me in the slightest. Unfortunately, I can't say the same about my beard.

Just no discussion about your nether-regions... ok?

Just no discussion about your nether-regions... ok?

LOL don't you like how it feels a silk smooth scrotum?

LOL don't you like how it feels a silk smooth scrotum?

Seriously man, you have balls to write something like that on the internet.

Seriously man, you have balls to write something like that on the internet.

Nothing to really show off

I use a Braun for my face, a Mach 3 for my head, and Your Mom for my balls.

"There's nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking I suggest you try it."

-Dr Evil

It takes hours for moms to bite all the hair off my balls. Who has the time?

Quick google search yielded:

A Shaved Scrotum Is Simply Scrumptious!

Real link for a real product...nothing on the site that's NSFW (at least at first blush...didn't spend a lot of time there)

didn't spend a lot of time there)

Yeah like we believe that...

From what I gather,

Gillette Fusion 5 == Bose Triports

uluu knife, cool

Anyone who can shave with that...

Way back (when I had a lot more time than brains) I mostly used a straight razor. I did use my Ulu (not as nice as the one in the picture) as well as my Buck special a few times during that period, mostly for shits and grins. Haven't done that in quite a while though (not because I have more brains now, just less time).

I noticed this evening that the OP has created the exact same thread on HF. Needless to say, the thread there took a much different direction that it did here.

This thread is 100x more awesome.

The only person that seems to be offended is you. Head-case is self moderating. People have no hesitation to speak their minds, especially in response to posts. That's why the motto here is "Welcome and sorry about your thin skin". People with thin skin usually don't last here. Do you have a thin skin? Getting defensive about responses to your posts implies that you do, but it's still early.

Oh so true!

Although, I do use a Merkur Razor to shave.

I skipped shaving this morning, on account of the hives.

This thread is 100x more awesome.

Looks like the OP failed to use Occam's razor.

From what I gather,

Gillette Fusion 5 == Bose Triports

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