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Gizmodo just picked up a blurb about the product a buddy of mine came up with/sells. These are milled out of 16lb blocks of aluminum, and are just pretty badass in general.

**BRENT**

I like how it looks, but if it's milled from a solid piece of aluminum doesn't that mean it's one giant heatsink? Sounds like it'd be good at warming up cold drinks and cooling hot drinks :)

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One of the guys on my favorite Santa forum posted this today:

I thought I would share with you a new belt and buckle I received yesterday, wear it with Santa Causal Clothes or just street clothes.

Note that he never actually says that his buckle says "SANTA" as opposed to "BOY TOY"

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As puns go, some of these are not too bad...

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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I'm so gonna buy one of those. I live in Nashville and I think I can get one locally.

Yep. They're based out of Winchester. IDK where you can get one locally in-store, but you can order from http://www.battlemug.com Guy name Joe runs the play. It's cheaper there, and you can tell him you're "one of the headphone guys who knows Brent." May not get you a deal, but who knows, maybe he'll reply with some interesting story about me.

FYI, I'm in Chattanooga. Are there any other TN HCers? Thought I was the only one.

I like how it looks, but if it's milled from a solid piece of aluminum doesn't that mean it's one giant heatsink? Sounds like it'd be good at warming up cold drinks and cooling hot drinks smile.png

But you can beat someone to death with it without scratching it. Try doing THAT with your "World's Best _____" mug. ;)

**BRENT**

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