Sherwood

I'm not sure if you meant someone servicing your wristwatch while someone else (hopefully?) services your person, or if one was slobbing your knob and the other was watching pro bono. Either way, I also think ill of their publication.

Welcome to Sepinho! I met sepinho earlier this week, passed out in a hammock with a fishing line tied around his big toe. I was minding my own business, but I noticed that he had a bite on the line, and I felt it my duty to assist the man. I grasped the line, naturally, and attempted to reel the monster in, as any decent neighbor would. I was trying hard to pull the line without disturbing sepinho, and I was succeeding. Five minutes in, I was dedicated to nothing in the world, save my task. I'd made nary a sound, and to be frank I'd lost track of time. Bystanders were wending their way around me, perplexed, but I was unbothered. When I was confident I had the beast well in hand, I risked a glance toward sepinho, only to find that the other end of the line had slipped his toe, and he was nowhere to be found! Peeved, I pulled my last with a huff and felt the quarry loose itself from the deep. What should I have expected? After my effort, I expected a significant reward -- perhaps an octopus, many-legged and delicious? It was not to be, though I was yet in for one more surprise. Rather than a fish, the line had looped around a bottle, and in that bottle a letter! I could scarce wait to loose the cork and read its contents, the lean fruit of my endeavours. What did the letter say, you ask? "See you on Head-Case!" The pique! I think this sepinho has a lot to account for here, gentlemen!

Moth used to make a speaker I think you would have liked...

Featuring! - Skankin' Pickle - Mustard Plug - Bowling for Soup - Cherry Poppin' Daddies - Squirrel Nut Zippers - Reel Big Fish - Rancid - The Toasters - Fishbone - Mephiskapheles That's all I've got, and frankly "Cherry Poppin' Daddies" was a stretch (eyyyyyyyy).

I hated Ready Player One, so I imagine Armada would make me shit blood. Hard pass. I'm reading The Janissary Tree to get in the Istanbul spirit. Awesome book so far, featuring a eunuch detective and a lot of impotent descriptions of young Circassian sex slaves. My boss recommended it!

Late though I may be, I also would like to celebrate your contribution to the world. Good to have you around, Doug!

I'm desperate to see what 's inside that card... You are all wonderful, and it's been a pleasure spending another year with you.

You take that back!

This is terrible, Larry -- I just on for the first time in a week, and this was awful news. I've known you and McKenna both for the better part of a decade, and it's truly unthinkable. I can only imagine the pain and frustration you feel, and I have nothing for it. I wish I did. I'll be back in COS late January, reach out to me before then and I'll do whatever I can to see you're both in as good of shape as you can be. Those pictures look horrific. It's fantastic that you're both alive.

$79 is no joke. Buying now, with no purpose in mind.

*clit mouse

Happy Day!

JPNums, the once and future headphone king. You've been a great friend since I stumbled into this place, JP, and I like you more every time I see you. It's been a blast, and I wish you the best on your birthday.

Just use the left and right, and ignore the sub channel. Are you building headphones that require that kind of power?

A search for "retarded" does bring up your post...

Fuck you, man.

Oh my gosh this sounds like exactly my kind of thing. Watching every single one of them now, Steve, and forever in your debt.

Holy shit. This album is beyond fantastic. Run the Jewels: Run The Jewels 2

I like your west coast. I'm going to try and be there.

Sorry to hear about the Mya Moe falling through, Ryan, but that looks beautiful. I'm sure it will be fantastic.

I'm only in Beijing for a few more months, then D.C. for a bit. I go to Turkey for a full tour in July. Meanwhile, this is what I'm missing

Trekking back from Colorado to Beijing today, after nearly two months off. Kora's Chinese visa did not come through in time, so She and Ann Marie will follow in a few days. I thought it would liberating to be briefly liberated from the responsibilities, but I just miss my baby a lot. Kids are real weird.

You're right, Koss PortaPros are really good headphones, I'm glad you like them. This is a really great list of in ear monitors: http://www.innerfidelity.com/content/innerfidelitys-wall-fame-ear-monitors Find one there that fits your budget, and enjoy!

Have a great one, Marc!