Seems legit, I think Patrick82 is manning this thing?

Coconut-Audio

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Be sure to check out all the other pages, including the ear conditioning. Everything is pure genius.

I think he is as Coconut seems to have spun off of Exeres

Poe's Law applies to high end audio, I swear.

Do we really need to post anything from attention whore here?

I guess not, but I have a bizarre perversion to audio tomfoolery and seriously think reading this is better for me than other forms of wasting time, like watching TV or playing videogames.

Does anyone else feel empathy (sympathy?) for Patrick? I certainly do.

Have you watched his pool videos? Going from someone who can shoot pool like that to someone like he is now is a pathetic waste of talent. I hope for his sake that he pulls through whatever he is up against now and can can shoot pool again. His videos portray him as being freakishly good at it.

I want some coconut water now

I'll have to admit, that pic of the coconut in the middle of the power cable is pretty funny.

I think having a big nut in the middle mirrors the companies management.

The Muppets make me laugh. As does Patrick. I think Patrick is easier to take once you realize he is the living embodiment of Poe's Law*.

*Thank you for introducing me to the concept, Knucks.

I think having a big nut in the middle mirrors the companies management.

It's funny because it's true.

Does anyone else feel empathy (sympathy?) for Patrick? I certainly do.

Sympathy - a bit. Has anyone else watched his factory tour vid; I dont know how he can live like that.

Can't wait for a pic of his CocoPowerXtrem i.e. $1M power cable.

Has anyone else watched his factory tour vid

No, where is it? I didn't see it on the site.

Here's the tour

And there's this one where he describes his precision tweaking process as he knocks his emu off its stand.

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Here's the tour

And there's this one where he describes his precision tweaking process as he knocks his emu off its stand.

Is that a tin of Danish cookies? I love those things.

I actually feel a bit sorry for the guy, he obviously has some serious mental health issues.

I actually feel a bit sorry for the guy, he obviously has some serious mental health issues.

This.

The rabbits live more cleanly that he does

This.

Yup.

Wow, that guy is a nutcase.

His tinfoil hat must be quite the assemblage!

Salary = $500 / hour

Due to the extreme complexity of the products the building process is as advanced as building a micro processor by hand, but that's not all, most of the building must be done by ear to get perfect neutrality, this is done by listening to the device multiple times during the building process. The salary equals the one of a specialist audio surgeon which is $1,500,000 annually. This is $500 per hour.

Product Building time Cost

GroundHanger <3 4 hours $2,000.00

HutLink 36 hours $18,000.00

Grounder 200 48 hours $24,000.00

CocoPower One 56 hours $28,000.00

HutClamp 60 hours $30,000.00

IsoNatu 11 108 hours $54,000.00

Here's the tour

And there's this one where he describes his precision tweaking process as he knocks his emu off its stand.

3:29

"ah my god...tweaking is dangerous..."

he's looking for a reviewer. anybody interested ? i would if he can send me the product sample all the way to far east. i might cook a thai green or red curry with the coconut

he's looking for a reviewer. anybody interested ? i would if he can send me the product sample all the way to far east. i might cook a thai green or red curry with the coconut

I can see the first feedback report: "Bought a cable, but the coconut was confiscated by customs."

he's looking for a reviewer. anybody interested ? i would if he can send me the product sample all the way to far east. i might cook a thai green or red curry with the coconut

He would be. It's pretty funny that all the reviews on the website are his own. Let me know if you get a sample and what you end up cooking with it. And fax me some of it, if you please.