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Edited May 20, 201610 yr by shellylh

Regarding this past weekend and my recent absences from this forum-

BS in Neuroscience, Magna Cum Laude, Phi Beta Kapa, these past four years have just flown by. 

 

 

This pretty much says it all.

Edited May 20, 201610 yr by Augsburger

congrats,that's fantastic!

I don't understand any of this stuff. Wine douchery is far simpler and less frustratingly democratic: "Sold! To the highest bidder!"

That's how beer douchery should be in my opinion. Enough of these broke hipsters who spend all their money on fixies, kale smoothies and PETA donations. Let's weed them out by inflating beer prices even more!

Regarding this past weekend and my recent absences from this forum-

BS in Neuroscience, Magna Cum Laude, Phi Beta Kapa, these past four years have just flown by. 

 

 

This pretty much says it all.

Congrat Emily and congrat to the proud parents too!

Has it already been four years?  Congrat to Emily!!!

There are stress points allocated to certain activities.  If you reach 10 you are in serious trouble.  The top ones are buying and selling a house, death of a close relative, and divorce.  Any two at about the same time and pow - your brain explodes.

Congrat Emily!

10 hours ago, Augsburger said:

BS in Neuroscience, Magna Cum Laude, Phi Beta Kapa

That is just awesome, many congrats!  I have to say, when we have been on our college tours, we have seen a large amount of incredible bright young women getting some big degrees like this.  Really great to see!

Awesome job Emily! Congrats to you and the proud parents.

Amazing work Emily! I'm sure you will be able to find a suitable bottle of champagne. 

Huge congrats Greg and Emily!

 

Douching.

Congrats, Emily.  Greg, you must be so proud.  I'd be happy to drop by your house so we can toast Emily and her accomplishments!  I think that a birth year wine would be appropriate.

For her or for you? ;p

Either would be fine.

The fruits of douching.

Fruit douche? Didn't Summer's Eve try that in the 70's?

Is that beer named Southern Cunt? Must be a collab with CCB.

Hence the douche!

However, it looks like Southern Sunrise.

Edited May 20, 201610 yr by swt61

I love that we're comfortable enough to call ourselves hipsters and douches.

At least we enjoy the spoils of the word war....

Is that beer named Southern Cunt? Must be a collab with CCB.

Looks that way, and I would have been very proud that they used my trademark phrase, but Steve the non-beer-douche us correct.

I love southern cunts. 

^ And there are no shortage of them!

It just occurred to me that there is probably actual money to be made from a male "Gay" douche.

Can my marketing team bounce some ideas off of me? Think of our targeted audience as young gay males between 20 and 40. Well groomed. On the avant garde side of fashion. Gross annual income above $50K. In other words, Colin!

Edited May 20, 201610 yr by swt61

I'm in a rather largely densely packed cluster of indie hipster snob douches.  I think it statistically unlikely that none of them are gay.  They are required by geography to be well-to-do.

I'm saying, you have a test audience right here.  I'm sure they'll recluster in the future. 

There's also one really cute blonde female, and several brunettes, so I suspect that at least part of the audience is straight, but...who knows. 

Okay, two of the girls just kissed.  So cute.