I'm afraid to ask for your thoughts on an ebony totem for use as a dildo

But you want to know anyways.

CJ has a thirst for knowledge after all.

Perhaps there's a formal degree for such information?

Best wishes, Scott. Hopefully your brother shows up soon.

Thank you. He is OK, he had a knee injury and whiplash, but nothing too serious now and has painkillers. He walked home from an emergency health clinic.

I went to the dentist today for the first time in too long. Went surprisingly well, today was a better day. This thread has been too dreary lately already, I really don't mean to add to it!

The world does need more proctologists...

I'm not sure whether this should go to DIY, but I did a haircut. Now I know that the Barbers Paradox may have been based on true facts.

OK. Cheery post.

Went to a bar association luncheon that featured the novelist Michael Connelly being interviewed by Jonathon King (another great mystery writer and former co-worker) It was a chance to feel decent about this profession for a couple hours.

The backstory is that our attorney is the president of the local bar assoc. She works out of her car, like Connelly's Lincoln Lawyer. Bonnie and I had introduced her to Michael's books and then to Michael. She somehow talked him into doing this lawyer lunch gig.

This thread has been too dreary lately already, I really don't mean to add to it!

Dude, I threw in a totem dildo, how dreary is that?

Glad things are better!

It's dreary for whoever uses it...

Have you even seen half the things people shove in their holes? A totem pole dildo would be far from dreary.

Spread eagle certainly takes a different meaning.

The world does need more proctologists...

But that wouldn't require you to switch careers again!

Have you even seen half the things people shove in their holes? A totem pole dildo would be far from dreary.

My wife just went to her med school reunion a few weeks ago, and the conversation apparently turned to this very topic, things seen when they were students. No totem poles, but yes to the gerbils, light bulbs, and the best ... 'hey, what is that buzzing, vibrating sound? Ah, I see...'

My wife just went to her med school reunion a few weeks ago, and the conversation apparently turned to this very topic, things seen when they were students. No totem poles, but yes to the gerbils, light bulbs, and the best ... 'hey, what is that buzzing, vibrating sound? Ah, I see...'

http://www.well.com/~cynsa/newbutt.html

Wow, a whole web site dedicated to the topic! How 'bout that? And the authors from 'Surgery Magazine' are from Madison, WI, which is where Anne went to school. I'll have to ask her if she knew them.

Ooh, wooden ax handle looks rough. Frozen pig's tail, Whip handle, Curling iron, Knife Sharpener, Ice pick. Ouch.

just a web page, not a website. I was a member of the well for a LONG time. It's a virtual community.

Ah, thanks for clarifying. Looks like an interesting site. You said that in past tense?

From a really big nut, to be fair.

I 'm just guessing but I bet you neglected to mention your knife hobby.

Spread eagle certainly takes a different meaning.

just got out of a job interview. it went well. they need a lot of things covered in a bunch of different fields, and they need somebody who is customer service oriented, and that's me in a nutshell.

Great, good luck, dude!

I 'm just guessing but I bet you neglected to mention your knife hobby.

or the shovel hobby

I would have mentioned it. Just to scare them a bit more

Just got back from todays taping of conan, was fun.

Duct or masking?

Took delivery of my Alban, Colgin, Peter Michael and Kistler orders. I am now well stocked with Syrah and Pinot.

Edited November 10, 201114 yr by Augsburger