World War 3 Thread

[Dusty Chalk]

19 minutes ago, mikeymad said:

This works too:

 

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CONCLUSION
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Ultimately, the question comes down to regime change in Iran [the USA]. Short of that, Iran  [Trump] will renew its  [his] quest for nuclear weapons [against citizens] -- though it will take years and still won't work. Achieving regime change in Iran [the USA] is a tall order, however. Frankly, it is beyond reach in military terms.

 

 

Oof.  Good point.

[Knuckledragger]

Iran says it launched attack on US forces at Qatar’s Al Udeid Air Base.

[naamanf]

This should end well. nO nEW WaRz. 

[blessingx]

No need to worry! 
 

Trump: “CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE! It has been fully agreed by and between Israel and Iran that there will be a Complete and Total CEASEFIRE (in approximately 6 hours from now, when Israel and Iran have wound down and completed their in progress, final missions!), for 12 hours, at which point the War will be considered, ENDED!

Officially, Iran will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 12th Hour, Israel will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 24th Hour, an Official END to THE 12 DAY WAR will be saluted by the World. During each CEASEFIRE, the other side will remain PEACEFUL and RESPECTFUL. On the assumption that everything works as it should, which it will, I would like to congratulate both Countries, Israel and Iran, on having the Stamina, Courage, and Intelligence to end, what should be called, “THE 12 DAY WAR.” This is a War that could have gone on for years, and destroyed the entire Middle East, but it didn’t, and never will! God bless Israel, God bless Iran, God bless the Middle East, God bless the United States of America, and GOD BLESS THE WORLD!”

[dsavitsk]

[Grahame]

So presidential.

Bonus round: Define article 5 ahead of the NATO summit.

 

 

 

[Hopstretch]

Well, he is definitely an authority on people who don't know what the fuck they are doing.

[blessingx]

 

Strike Set Back Iran’s Nuclear Program by Only a Few Months, U.S. Report Says

Classified findings indicate that the attack sealed off the entrances to two facilities but did not collapse their underground buildings.

Karoline Leavitt, a White House spokeswoman: “The leaking of this alleged assessment is a clear attempt to demean President Trump, and discredit the brave fighter pilots who conducted a perfectly executed mission to obliterate Iran’s nuclear program,” she said in a statement. “Everyone knows what happens when you drop 14 30,000-pound bombs perfectly on their targets: total obliteration.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/24/us/politics/iran-nuclear-sites.html?unlocked_article_code=1.RU8.H7dG.HU9ojgiGxKUK&smid=url-share (Gift article) 

[Grahame]

At least Mark Rutte (NATO Secretary General) can turn the (insincere? , surely not) flattery up to 11.

"‘Dear Donald.’ Trump posts fawning private text from NATO chief on social media"

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/114738606142462442

https://apnews.com/article/trump-rutte-text-message-nato-signal-6263810ac3ca77a5bf7366499f51c772

Maybe Donald will like NATO now?

 

 

Edited 6 hours ago by Grahame