December 20, 201312 yr Have a great birthday! Welcome to the dirty thirties! Edited December 20, 201312 yr by acidbasement
December 20, 201312 yr Happy birthday, o blackest hearted one. (Gothic party favour noise) Beautiful, heavy, distortion-laden black heart.
December 21, 201312 yr Thanks, guys. It was a relatively low key birthday today. Cake and a few presents from wife and kids and the like, but fine with me. I never was much of a big party person. And in other news, what better way to enter my thirties with the wife being pregnant with identical twin girls. They will most likely be born in March. That'll make it one boy and four girls. Anyone have a recommendation for a four barrel shotgun and earplugs for when they reach teenagehood and "synch" up? FML Edited December 21, 201312 yr by roadtonowhere08
December 21, 201312 yr Happy Birthday! :prettyprincess: I don't know about any 4-barrel shotgun, but a large prescription will help you through their teenage years.
December 21, 201312 yr Holy smokes, four on two is tough to defend! Congratulations and good luck to you and the Mrs.
December 21, 201312 yr And in other news, what better way to enter my thirties with the wife being pregnant with identical twin girls. They will most likely be born in March. That'll make it one boy and four girls. Anyone have a recommendation for a four barrel shotgun and earplugs for when they reach teenagehood and "synch" up? FML Workaholism? That's what my dad did, more or less (he left me alone with 2 sisters and a mom). I was alright, though, it's not so bad. It'll be great for you.
December 21, 201312 yr Happy Birthday! :prettyprincess: I don't know about any 4-barrel shotgun, but a large prescription will help you through their teenage years. That's the running joke with my students. They always say, "How do you put up with both us and your children?" "Drugs. Lots of drugs," I reply. Some do not know whether I am BSing them again or telling the truth. Considering I am about as straightedge as it gets in the drugs/alcohol department, I find it to be quite amusing. Holy smokes, four on two is tough to defend! Congratulations and good luck to you and the Mrs. Thanks Workaholism? That's what my dad did, more or less (he left me alone with 2 sisters and a mom). I was alright, though, it's not so bad. It'll be great for you. Another running joke. I tell my coworkers that my weekend starts on Monday morning. It'll work out, but the first 6 month or so will be pure misery, what with the lack of sleep and all.
December 21, 201312 yr Author Wow, congrats on the twins - very exciting (and vicariously exhausting for me)!
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