My sister works for NGA, maybe we could have cinci firebombed from space?

no, you have bedbugs

better than rattlesnakes.

Was there one in his sweater?!

the whole country has bedbug psychosis, btw

I recommend sleeping with a lizard.

I recommend sleeping with a lizard.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? You fags are always recruiting!

Well at least rattle snakes don't have bedbugs and they are easier to see on your sheets.

Had an all-day group interview at the Lititz Watch Technicum. Hopefully I'll hear something by the end of the month.

Fuck me.....just figured that my AC unit is shot as I am getting warm air even if both the inside and outside units appear to be operational....called apartment emergency maintenance operator and was promised a callback from one of the maintenance keepers. 15 mins later got a call from one of the maintenance guy who I happened to know....asked me very politely if there's anyway he can check it tomorrow morning instead of tonight. As much as I'd like this fixed tonight, I know how much it sucks to work waaay after hours so I said it was fine. I cannot wait until 9am tomorrow to get this thing fixed!

I recommend sleeping with a lizard.

(wiggles eyebrows, snickers)

Learned that there is something worse than sitting in a dentist chair for an hour and a half after sitting in a waiting room for an hour and a half: sitting in a dentist chair for an hour and a half being worked on by a dentist with bad breath gabbing on non-stop about politics and puppies, and then after thinking I was done, going into the bathroom and seeing that he missed a whole part of my tooth and having to actually tell him how to do his job and sit back in the chair for round two. My face is still numb and I want to hit something.

Vicki -- yeezh.

Jacob -- yeezh.

I recommend sleeping with a lizard.

New, "glam" lizard species discovered.

Good lord, that sounds terrible, you two!

Vicki -- yeezh.

Jacob -- yeezh.

^ What he said.

Spent 18 hours traveling back from Monaco to Cayman today, then got stuck in traffic for an hour trying to get back to my house to shower and change so I could immediately go teach a class tonight. Stupid cops were sitting at a busy T-junction on the main road with their blue lights swirling for no apparent reason, not directly blocking traffic but definitely creating a massive gawkers backup.

Get to the College and half of my students are in the library working on a project for another class (which I also teach, but that's besides the point). Had to go drag them out of there and into class while the others waited patiently. Next time I'll just cancel. No sense in about killing myself to make it back for them if they don't give a shit. Besides, it's supposed to be an individual project so they essentially got caught cheating for one class and skipping another all at the same time. To make matters worse, they gave me attitude as if I were somehow intruding on their time.

Got home and discovered termites in my garage, eating away at the wood crates for all of my MBL gear (speakers, amps, preamp, digital front end). At least the a/c works and my dentist doesn't have halitosis.

Jacob -- back when I lived in College Park, something similar happened to me. When I went outside for a run, I found out that it was significantly cooler outside, and not only was the a/c not working, but it was actually heating the apartment up. My point: you may want to check outside.

Maybe you ought to stay in the basement tonight?

I got home after work and found the RAM upgrade I ordered from Crucial yesterday waiting for me, even though I didn't pay for overnight shipping. I just successfully finished installing the said RAM without losing any of the tiny screws holding the bottom of the MBP.

Forearm is severely inflamed. Doctor injected some anti inflammatory crap directly into forearm to prevent a stress fracture or the tendon ripping.

Got into car crash last night. Raining hard. 4 cars ahead of me got into a crash so the lady in front of me slammed on her breaks and I slammed on mine. Too much rain and water on the road made the car hydroplane and I rear ended the other lady.

Found out this morning someone charged 984 bucks to my credit card on some porn website.

Severe issues with my paperwork with the graduate college and they are now saying they won't let me graduate.

Came to my office today to find my thinkpad not working. Some asshole spilt coffee or tea on the keyboard and now it won't even turn on. The fucker doesn't even have the decency to apologize or tell me it was him/her.

New A/c at home died last night. Don't know what's wrong.

The filling in the middle of two teeth came out last night. Hurts like a mofo.

Wonder if more shit can go wrong. I hope they do. I'm just starting to have fun.

^

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Edited June 10, 201115 yr by Grahame

shit, now that's what i call a bad day (or two)

Edited June 10, 201115 yr by mypasswordis

That's five bad days into a single horrible one. Sympathies mate.

Sucky crappy

Wow. It never rains but when it pours bricks that are on fire and made of acid. I hope that things flip away from rubbish to you starting right now.

Sitting in a place called Bounce. Grandsons running around climbing, sliding and jumping on inflatable jumbo sized toys having great fun. Thinking they will sleep on the way home.

Jesus.

Definitely crappy, mr. jones. I'd rather be at Bounce with Aimless, that's for sure.