January 15, 201313 yr Happy birthday to the Earl of Bacon Sandwich! Have a great bacon- and Diet Coke-filled day Grahame! Cheers!
January 15, 201313 yr Happy Birthday, Grahame. :prettyprincess: May you enjoy some Bubble & Squeak with extra bacon! Edited January 15, 201313 yr by guzziguy
January 15, 201313 yr Happy Birthday Grahame. My apologies to the Monty Python guys but I felt it was apprpriate: Man: You sit here, dear. Wife: All right. Man: Morning! Waitress: Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and spam; egg sausage and spam; egg and bacon; egg bacon and bacon; egg bacon sausage and bacon; bacon bacon sausage and bacon; bacon egg bacon bacon bacon and bacon; bacon sausage bacon bacon bacon bacon tomato and bacon; Vikings: Bacon bacon bacon bacon... Waitress: ...bacon bacon bacon egg and bacon; bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon baked beans bacon bacon bacon... Vikings: Bacon! Lovely bacon! Lovely bacon! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and bacon. Wife: Have you got anything without bacon? Waitress: Well, there's bacon egg sausage and bacon, that's not got much bacon in it. Wife: I don't want ANY bacon! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got bacon in it! Man: Hasn't got as much bacon in it as bacon egg sausage and bacon, has it? Vikings: Bacon bacon bacon bacon... (Crescendo through next few lines...) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon bacon and sausage without the bacon then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like bacon! Vikings: Lovely bacon! Wonderful bacon! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely bacon! Wonderful bacon! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon bacon and sausage without the bacon. Wife: I don't like bacon! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your bacon. I love it. I'm having bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon beaked beans bacon bacon bacon and bacon! Vikings: Bacon bacon bacon bacon. Lovely bacon! Wonderful bacon! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her bacon instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Bacon bacon bacon bacon. Lovely bacon! Wonderful bacon! Bacon ba-a-a-a-a-a-con bacon ba-a-a-a-con bacon. Lovely bacon! Lovely bacon! Lovely bacon! Lovely bacon! Lovely bacon! Bacon bacon bacon bacon!
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